This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at SAIC chapter.
Fair Lady,
I need comfort,
So help me,
I am just a big baby
You are my last resort.
Sincerely,
Your Baby
Baby,
Oh, but you’re really just a pig.
I know you are smart,
You’re no baby.
Say i’m your lady but you don’t treat me
fair.
Trust me, lately I itch for you,
But stop myself because you’re just swine ,
Baby.
Stick you on a spit,
Spin you around and roast you.
Serve you to the others,
You no longer serve me,
You’ll give me a heart attack, clog my
arteries.
Farewell, Baby,
Save me the sob story.
Sincerely,
Fair Lady