Picture this: It’s 10:30 p.m., you go into your fridge, and you realize you’re fresh out of cheese. Damn, you’re already in your pajamas and too lazy to go to McClanahan’s – so what do you do? Search GoPuff.
Will they have cheese? The surprising answer is, yes – and cheese isn’t even the craziest thing GoPuff has to offer. Check out these five other items that you can get delivered to you at the most random times of the day:
1. PMS: Pass Me Snacks
This is a period survival pack, which, if you ask me, is pretty smart. The exact description goes a little something like this: “If you have to spend 12 weeks of the year feeling like your lower abdomen is under construction and 12% of your paycheck on tampons you BETTER BELIEVE we’re gonna pass you some ice cream, snacks, Midol AND an exfoliating mud mask to go with it.” This bundle of joy is priced at $29.99.
2. Health-Ade Kombucha
Everywhere you look, someone’s drinking kombucha. It’s the Little Black Dress of health drinks, but it almost seems too boujee for something as chill as GoPuff.
3. Dietz & Watson Fully Cooked Bacon
It’s not unreasonable to think GoPuff might not sell bacon, but fully cooked bacon? That’s definitely for the girls like me who do everything in their power to avoid cooking.
4. Door Swing
Last but definitely not least, the king of all items, the ultimate purchase: a Door Swing. What’s the second best thing about the door swing? It requires no permanent installation and it can hold up to 300 pounds. Happy swinging!
I think it’s pretty easy to see from this list that GoPuff is a magical wonderland full of snacks and period remedies – and with GoPuff, you can have almost everything you want, delivered all in one sweet package.