There’s been a lot of trash talk before the highly anticipated Pitt vs. Penn State football game, but here in Happy Valley we don’t have to prove how much better Penn State is than Pitt. Everyone knows how much better Penn State is, so we thought we’d like to respond to this article and let our readers know a few other things that are better than Pitt.
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Vlad
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Butt sweat
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Lion Path
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Getting a cavity filled
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The Starbucks line in the HUB
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The Shortlidge hill
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“Who do you know here”
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Taking a huge sip from a water bottle only to find out it’s vodka
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Shattering your phone screen
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Sneezing while you’re putting on mascara
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When this happens
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When you really have to pee but you’re wearing a romper
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MySpace
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Nicholas Cage
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Crocs
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Waking up before your alarm goes off
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Buying something and having it go on sale the next week
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When you’re in the ocean and something touches your foot
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People who bring 40 items in the 10 item or less line
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Pink eye
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Cumulative exams
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Seasonal allergies
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When someone takes your clothes out of the washer and puts them on top
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Cold showers
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People that think Pitt and Penn State actually have a rivalry
There’s no doubt in our minds as to which team is going to come out on top this Saturday. We Are!