With the Pitt vs. Penn State football game approaching, the in-state rivalry is more intense than ever. Both sides have been dishing out the trash talk, but honestly, we all know Pitt is way better than Penn State. In fact, here are a few other things that are better than Penn State.
1. 8 a.m. classes
2. The DMV
3. Twilight
4. Getting stuck walking behind slow people
5. The common cold
6. Group projects
7. Stepping in gum
8. When your sock slides off inside your shoe
9. That spider that ran under your bed and you never found
10. Eating at market
11. This trash can
12. Hitting your funny bone
13. One-ply toilet paper
14. Squidward’s attitude
15. That water that comes out of the ketchup bottle and sogs up perfectly good fries
16. Tests without curves
17. Nickelback
18. Body odor
19. People who chew with their mouth open
20. Crocs
21. Mufasa’s death
22. Someone eating your leftovers
23. The Yik Yak update
24. Your middle school awkward phase
Best of luck to Pitt football on Saturday! H2P