Funny Things We Never Really Noticed About Food

Waffles are just pancakes with abs

Do you even lift, bro?


A strawberry isn’t a berry but bananas are

Mind. Is. Blown.


Fried chicken is made with the yolks of its unborn babies

This is why I’m a vegetarian.


Parsnips are basically a naked carrot

But kind of taste like a potato.


Brussel sprouts are just baby cabbages

Size matters, people.


Chocolate grows on trees

Which means it’s healthy, right?


There’s literally nothing less chill than a chili

They’re hot af.


We use food in place of more sensible descriptors

I look like a potato… Something’s fishy...