It’s April, and this means taxes. It’s no secret that this isn’t the most wonderful thing we could all be doing, but I’m here to remind you that it could be worse. Here’s a list of 56 things that are worse than doing taxes.
Vacuuming up an earring
When your shower won’t warm up
A chipped of broken nail
Burning your tongue
Burning cookies or brownies
Waiting in line
Food poisoning
Finals week
Donald Trump
Parking tickets
Running out of milk after you pour your cereal
Cleaning cat pee from the carpet
Getting frostbite
Middle school
Standing behind a tall person at a concert
Dropping food you weren’t done eating
Insomnia
Global warming
Wet socks
The ice cream at Mcdonalds
Stubbing your toe
A bad haircut
Falling on ice
A flat tire
Diets
Migraines
Drunk family members
Adult cartoons
Expired milk
Patriarchy
Greasy hair
Coffee stains
Stepping on a Lego
Losing your key(s)
Having cold feet
When your jeans are too tight
Chapped lips
Biting into ice cream
Hangovers
8 am class
10+ hour shifts
College tuition
The government
Airports
Taking out the trash
Fighting with your mom
Group work
Paying bills
Cults (I’m not going to elaborate on this one)
SeaWorld
Lactose intolerance
Racism
Running
The Snapchat update
A dead phone
Fergie’s national anthem