No matter how many frat parties I go to, I always end up thinking the exact same things. Will I ever learn? Probably not.
1. “I’m too sober for this.”
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No amount of pregaming will ever prepare you.
2. “Where’s the bar?”
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The most important question of the night.
3. “Why is the floor sticky?”
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Immediately followed by “Oh my god, what is on my shoes, please don’t be puke.”
4. “Ooooh let’s play pong!”
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No one is ever good at pong, but you’ll talk big anyway.
5. “When was the last time they cleaned this bathroom?”
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The answer is probably never.
6. “Let’s steal something!”
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A composite, a paddle, clothes out of someone’s room, whatever you can get your hands on.
7. “Where did (insert friend’s name here) go?”
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Always have your Find My Friends on, y’all.
8. “Is that guy I’ve been flirting with cute, or am I just drunk?”
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I think he’s cute. Do you think he’s cute? He’s cute. Definitely cute.
9. “Oh god, I don’t wanna be like that girl.”
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My friends would never let me do that, right?
10. “F it.”
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You only have four years of college, and it wouldn’t be the same without a few wild nights.