This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at JHU chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.
So you’ve been hooking up with this guy/girl for a while now, and you might have some varied experiences. But…not too many variations. There are really only two feelings that your hook-up might feel about you, and there is no in between.
- I don’t give a fuck about you
2.Let’s get married.
Shall we examine the two? Which one is better?
“I don’t give a fuck about you.”
- If I see you on campus, I will run in the other direction
- I will make out with eight people in front of your face and be confused why you’re annoyed
- You will never hear from me unless it is 3 am on a Saturday
- If you spent the night I will not speak to you in the morning in the hopes you get out sooner
“Let’s get married.”
- I will text you about fourteen times a day asking how your day was even though you already told me
- There will be at least five emojis in each of my text messages
- If I see you on campus I will attempt to walk with you from Hodson to the end of the world for literally no reason at all
- Who the HELL is that person you smiled at in the library?!?!
The answer is neither. Neither is better.