As the holiday’s come around, let us not forget about Hofstra. All those crazy nights spent each semester amounted to laughs, sometimes chaos and concern for our grades as the portal opens to reveal the truth. Whether you are laughing or crying about your GPA during the holiday’s, here are some tunes from top Christmas songs to suite your not-so PG college lifestyle!
Jingle Bells
Original –
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O’er the fields we go
Laughing all the way (Ha, Ha, Ha)
College –
Dashing through the snow
In a crop top and snow pants
O’er the Popeye’s mounds we go
Mixed drink in our hand (Drunk, Drunk, Drunk)
Silent Night
Original –
Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child
Holy infant, so tender and mild
Sleep in Heavenly peace
Sleep, sleep in Heaven, Heavenly peace
College –
Stressful night, Red Bull in sight
All is chaos, all is studying
Round yon nerd, with pen and paper
Make sure I pass my test
Please, Please help me for my test
We Wish You a Merry Christmas
Original –
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kin
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
College –
Extra sleep we will hope
To you and your roommate
We wish you a good sleep
And a non-cranky morning
Santa Claus is Coming To Town
Original –
He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
College –
He sees you when you’re drinking
He knows when you’re at McChebes
He knows if thotty or good
So be good for your GPA’s sake!
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Original –
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on, our troubles will be out of sight
College –
Have yourself an Advil and some water
Let your hangover be light
From now on, Dutch will take care of you at morning’s time
Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer
Original –
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve,
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
College –
Drunk girl got picked up by the night shuttle,
Walking from somewhere down Front Street,
You can argue that the school doesn’t support safety,
But as for me and Steve, we believe
Santa Baby
Original –
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I’ve been an awful good girl, Santa baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight
College –
Oh professor, won’t you give me an A this one time;
I’ve been sleeping, in class because I stay up all night,
Please take pity on me just this one time