I love poetry. I love putting my feelings into poetry so I wrote this poem that I am sure so many people can relate to.
This is for my creative writing class where we write about food so I put my feelings into a recipe form of poetry. Enjoy!
Recipe to P*s**ng You Off
Preparation:
2 hearts
2 opinions
1 immature person
1 competent person
1 pair of car keys
1 bag of clothes
Steps:
Start by joining your soul, personality, and similarities together
Marinate in that gooshy, honeymoon stage feeling and really let it sink in
Let it sit and take in the feeling before you cook it
Take your happiness to a new pan
Add in a dash of your opinion then watch it burn
Take a step back and let it do the dirty work
Take the knife from your back and chop the onions
Wipe the tears from your eyes that the darn “sweet” onion caused
Take out a box of patience and start to boil water
Watch the water boil with your patience sitting inside; the boiling is doing the work
- If the water begins to boil over then grab a pair of car keys and a bag of clothes and use them to dissipate
Add another dash of your opinion and self-respect to top it off because that’s all it takes.
To clean it up, pour it down the sink and into the trash
right where it belongs
– Anna Campainha