1. Good morning, beautiful you amazing, intelligent human!
2. Netflix and Chill—with consent?
3. Ready to go picket against Kavanagh? I’ll go pick up some poster board.
4. Congratulations! Just heard about your raise. So glad we’re all getting equal pay for equal work.
5. Snack break?
6. Wanna see the selfie I just got with Tarana Burke?
7. I love you. I appreciate you.
8. OMG! Taylor Swift just announced she’s voting in the midterm elections! Let’s go, girl!
9. Dressing up as Eleanor Roosevelt for Halloween! Wanna do a couples costume with me as Lorena Hickok?
10. Here’s a cat meme I thought you might like.