Who owns Colton’s heart? Well, no one yet. But, I have made some educated guesses on who I think would be the best fit as a potential wife (and who would be the worst). Be sure to tune in to “The Bachelor” every Monday at 8 p.m. on ABC to pick your faves as well! (And gawk at eye-candy Colton Underwood of course).
6. Hannah B. @itsalabamahannah
Yikes. Since the introduction episode, I’ve had a bad feeling about Hannah B. There’s something about Hannah B. that out shines her beauty and sweet southern accent—and I’m pretty sure it’s the fact that she is a psychopath. The girl literally made animal noises about her “beast” coming out against her former pageant competitor Caelynn, another contestant on the show. She acts like she has serious beef with Caelynn but it just sounds like petty high school drama that Caelynn got over years ago. I really hope she gets voted off soon, she needs to head back to Alabama.
5. Demi @demi_not_lovato
Watch out—hurricane Demi is coming. Demi is by far the most vocal cast member. In every season of The Bachelor, there is always that one. That one woman who seems more interested in getting TV time than actually finding love. This irks me a bit but come on—the girl is hilarious. This season would be drama free and pointless without her snarky comments and side eyes. I’m not #TeamDemi but damn! That girl’s got BDE.
4. Heather @heatherm22
Heather is the best friend we all wish we had. Down to earth and caring with a smile that could light up an entire room. Unfortunately, I think a friend is all Heather should be in terms of a relationship with Colton. Heather has never even kissed someone and is 23 years old. I’m not bashing people who have never been kissed, but I think there’s a certain charisma about her that makes her “too friendly.” If she wants an intimate relationship with Colton, that’s more than just a friendship, she will need to come out of her comfort zone. At the end of the day, Heather can be friendly to everyone she encounters on the show—something a lot of the girls can’t do. Without a doubt Heather would be an awesome bestie to have.
3. Hannah G. @hannahg11
Hannah G. gives off an innocent “Sandra Dee” vibe that viewers like me can’t resist. She’s sweet, humble, and is not afraid of the competition. Like Cassie who I will mention next, Hannah G. poses quite the chemistry with Colton. When they are together, it’s obvious Colton is smitten with her. They’ve had multiple steamy make-out sessions and intimate moments that have ended in words of admiration for each other. Hannah G., you’ve got my vote!
2. Cassie @cassierandolph
Cassie is the blonde, beauty, and brains of the cast. A speech pathologist, Cassie is comfortable working with children and devoting her time to others. These qualities would benefit Colton and Cassie’s relationship and even benefit their possible children in the future. It’s obvious Colton has a serious connection with Cassie, and no matter who viewers are rooting for, it’s clear she’s going to make it to the final episode.
1. Caelynn @caelynnmillerkeyes
Caelynn is my top pick and ideal wife for Colton. Despite Hannah B.’s beliefs of Caelynn’s attitude and past (which I think is total BS) she seems emotionally stable and a perfect fit for Colton. She is full of life and appears to be on the show for the right reasons—finding love. Additionally, of what we know so far, Caelynn has one of the darkest backgrounds of all of the contestants. Colton seems to be attracted to strong women, and Caelynn is a survivor of sexual assault. Being strong enough to open up to Colton, not to mention the entire world, shows her compassion in wanting to help others who have battled situations similar to her own says a lot about her character. She is a North Carolina beauty queen (literally, she was Miss North Carolina 2018) with a huge following of hopeful viewers. Including me!