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Trying to Get Your Spring Break Bod as Told by “Parks and Rec”

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at FSU chapter.

Going to the gym may seem like a daunting task at first, but with spring break around the corner, some of us have some newfound courage to check it out. Before you hit up the Leach to start on your spring break bod, here’s what you can expect as told by Parks and Rec.

1. You decide to start going to the gym to work on the elusive spring break bod. The day after your first workout feels something like this:

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2. After a few days you gather up the courage to try again. You go to the Leach thinking, “Hey, the ab machines can’t be that hard,” but then you get there and:

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3. After getting scared by the death contraptions that are ab machines, you think to yourself:

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4. You walk upstairs to the cardio machines hoping an elliptical or bike is open, but all that’s left is the stair climber:

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5. A week after the stair climber made you its b*tch, you head back to the gym and hop on a treadmill, hoping this will be better. But then you realize:

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6. After jogging on the treadmill you convince yourself today will be leg day:

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7. Your friends start to notice how sore you are all the time and they ask why you complain about going to the gym when you still go every week. You simply look at them and say:

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8. You’re slowly gaining muscle definition and are proud of your progress when your friend texts you:

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9. Feeling extremely satisfied and a little bloated after that mac and cheese pizza, you hit up the gym the next day. Arms and abs are your target areas today. In the middle of your three sets of Russian twists you have to tell yourself:

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10. You successfully have worked out every week for the entire month of February – props to you! You look in the mirror, see that baby six pack starting to appear and think:

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11. Even though you may not get that super chiseled body you wanted before spring break, you should be proud of your efforts. Also remember that no one is going to be staring at your stomach on spring break because chances are everyone will be hammered.

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Hello all! My name is Kasey and I am currently an English and Media Communications double major here at Florida State. I have been with Her Campus for over a year now and write for the sports column called "Two Girls and Some Sports." I love ESPN and everything outdoors. Traveling is also a very important aspect of my life! I am infamous for binge watching Netflix, making cookies and playing volleyball any chance I get.
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