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Spoiled, Narcissistic, & Badly In-Need Of An Ass Kicking

Nyssa Baca Student Contributor, University of Colorado - Boulder
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at CU Boulder chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

Being exactly a year and 4 months into my twenties, I feel obligated, as someone who often writes about her life, to divulge my most valuable experiences thus far. From the title, you might think I’ve reached some sort of enlightenment or had a couple of perspective-altering revelations that had me reflect deeply in a way that irreversibly changed my behavior. Unfortunately for you, I’m here to support the notion that I, a year and four months into my twenties, and in the wise words of Anthony Bourdain, am still “spoiled, narcissistic, and badly in-need of an ass kicking”. 

how your multi-paragraph text finds me, btw

I still live with my parents. Which is kind of a lame sentence to have to say to friends and acquaintances while you’re the big twenty-one, while they’re having house parties and going to the bars at every chance, and my nights are typically spent over a computer trying to build data visualizations, but I digress. I also work three jobs. I like to say that because it makes me seem like a really busy and deeply serious woman, but in reality two out of three jobs are student jobs, and my third one is spent tutoring kids at Kumon, so not much room for complaining there. I’m in offices that are air-conditioned, with comfy seats and no real back-breaking work. Still, there’s this side of me I often reflect on that makes me feel a bit uneasy. I go to an expensive school, have great friends and family, have money to spend as I’d like, and am generally able to do as I’d like. Yet I still find myself listening to the typical teen-angst music, being needlessly stubborn, and at times, being impatient and snarky towards people I love. But why? When you have every need of yours met, what could you possibly be so angry at?

very typical teenage angst song

I think some of the attitude problems stem back to the still-living-with-your-parents-in-your-twenties thing. It’s a little difficult to not still be in the “get out of my room, Mom” teenage phase when your parents still shamelessly go through your room. I mean, even saying that makes me come off as a privileged asshole to an extent; who can complain when you still get home-cooked meals every night, no rent or utilities, and a pretty carefree life? Me, I guess. I know that I’m luckier than most in having a really good relationship with my parents, enough for me to not have to worry about making rent every month, and I am incredibly grateful for everything I’m given; I really am. But that doesn’t mean I don’t roll my eyes when my mom nags me, or argue with my dad at the dinner table when he tells me to clean my room for what feels like the 500th time that week alone. In a way, I do think that being in a constant environment where you’re treated like a teenager still hinders you or makes you act in a childish way that your peers aren’t exactly exposed to. When you still live with your parents, I also think it leads you to be a bit more obsessed or have narcissistic tendencies you wouldn’t really be experiencing when doing the typical living with roommates. My parents, in a way, are kind of obligated to listen to me vent about my 17 credit classes as a senior and my three jobs, because they’re my parents. Talking about yourself endlessly, plus how your classes are just so hard, is narcissistic, and doing it day in and day out does lead you to be a bit conceited in some ways I don’t think you’d notice right away. But I noticed it when I was complaining about a 7:35 class (for seemingly the 3000th time) to my coworker, and she said: “Why don’t you do something about it and drop the class if you hate it so much?”

It stung a little bit to get a reality check like that. I think that hearing that sentence out of her mouth was a very necessary thing for me to hear, and made me realize that consistent complaining, in and of itself, is a narcissistic act, one that I participate in semi-frequently, and that is kind of hard to reckon with.

Similar in experience, I was recently seeing someone (it’s always a boy, isn’t it?) who showed me a lot of sides of myself I didn’t entirely love either. It was my first time in a long time dating somebody, and I think you forget a lot of what it takes to make a relationship work with someone. You aren’t necessarily allowed the same liberty of behaving the same way you did when you were single. And I don’t mean that in a way like, ugh –– I can’t make out with ten guys at the bar tonight since I’m seeing this guy! (although if that is you, I don’t blame you — we’re all young, c’est la vie, blah blah blah), but I mean it more in the sense that, to an extent — you are responsible for someone’s emotions. I am not at liberty to not respond to the guy, because that’s ghosting. I am not allowed to not pay him attention because that’s cruel; we’re in a romantic relationship together, right? Equal effort is needed. But I found out that I’m a person who tends to feel constrained one way or another when I constantly have an obligation to a person. And I know what you’re probably thinking –– wow, she really is spoiled and kind of an asshole; shouldn’t you have known that before getting into a relationship? And to that I say you would be correct. Except for the fact that I earnestly didn’t know it would be like this. Everyone says you learn a lot about yourself in your twenties, and that they’re meant to be messy and pretty fucked up. What they don’t tell you is that this is at the cost of people and even yourself at times.

men will never be the cure !!!!!

When we broke up, he brought up that he had thought I was cold the entire time and not open to his feelings. When I pointed out that he never brought it up, he said it was because I never made him feel like he could. And that did hurt, because if you’re never told the ways you’re hurting somebody, how could you ever begin to change? 

When I think about my part in things, I think about how I felt months ago that this relationship wasn’t going to work. I remember how I would get so nauseous before dates, I would throw up, or how I didn’t feel excited but overwhelmingly nervous instead before seeing him. I think about how I would listen to “you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love” so frequently that it never left my top listening on Spotify. I think about how I didn’t think it was important to introduce him to my friends, because I just knew they wouldn’t mesh well. But I want to say it wasn’t always like that. It wasn’t like that when I would be so excited to text him at stoplights, or when I got so many notifications from him that my friends would roll their eyes at the number of times he would text while we were hanging out. It wasn’t like that when we would talk for hours during the summer until the morning. It wasn’t like that when I only related to the first half of “you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love”. But there’s always a dread that comes with me– that comes when things become overtly serious in relationships. I thought I could push past it, like some sort of turnstile you push to get into the subway. Surprise, surprise, I don’t think that’s how relationships work, and you owe it to people to be honest, which I would say I confidently know now, but I don’t think I can. Not yet, in all honesty, anyways.

yeah basically

In a pretty nonsensical way, I still feel mad about the situation. My emotions were, and are, those of a spoiled child who hated when she got consequences rightfully dealt to her- and still I feel them. I was neglectful in the relationship, and when we broke up, I still felt like it wasn’t entirely my fault, because he’s responsible for his emotions and communicating to me what they are.  Even now, it feels like I’m wholeheartedly blaming him for the end of the relationship, but that really isn’t my intention. When you’re wrong, I think you can have an obsession with proving that you weren’t really as bad as you say, and that things ended not because of just you, but greater nuances at play. Well, I remember when he would do or say this, and he obviously is petty and immature given how he responded. I don’t think it takes me outright saying that line of thinking doesn’t really make sense once you get past the first stage of reckoning in a situation like this. But I think that in a way, I felt rejected. The parts of me he told me he was okay with were thrown back in my face at a later date, and to be told I was the only one at fault for the dissolution of everything. In earnest, and pretty selfishly, I think I want somebody to tell me that I’m right. On some level, it was acceptable that I acted the way I did, and that these things just happen, and fuck him! But I don’t want to be a person who can’t accept the fact that they are sometimes, god forbid, incredibly wrong in situations at times and not, in fact, God’s perfect little angel.

if you couldn’t tell, i really related to the album this summer

Most of these events are still pretty fresh– and I think I’m still trying to reckon with what they mean at all. People tell you it’s okay to mess up, it’s okay to learn more about yourself, but what they don’t tell you is how to get rid of the gut-wrenching guilt, the inevitable wrongdoing in relationships that comes with figuring yourself out. I know I’m not perfect– far from it. But I’d like to think that I’m becoming someone who won’t be a spoiled, narcissistic girl well into her twenties and who is badly in need of an ass-kicking.

ending on #hopecore
Nyssa Baca

CU Boulder '27

A Senior at CU Boulder studying Information Science with a minor in Media Studies & certificate in User Experience. In her free time, she likes to shop, catch up on reading, take pictures of her dog, explore new parts of Colorado, or fixate on a new tv show to over-analyze and obsess over. Nyssa has over 499+ *perfectly* curated Spotify playlists, so talk to her about music! (and please be her friend on Spotify...)
As a writer, Nyssa is a comma defender. She will use commas as a stylistic choice and has ever since junior year in AP Lang. Nyssa typically write about how she understands love, friendship, and the media around her.