64 Thoughts During Zumba From A Beginner

I got this. I got this.

At least the songs are enjoyable…

I’m feeling it.

I’m definitely feeling it.

That was just the warm-up?

Wait…is this Pitbull?

Could this song be any longer?

I’m ashamed I’m actually willingly jamming out to Mr. Worldwide right now.

Does everyone know the moves but me?

How do you people have this memorized!?

Maybe if I regularly attended…

Oh someone else just messed up!

I knew I couldn’t be the only one.

How can I shake my butt like that?

I’m 400% sure I’m doing this wrong…

Since when are squats dancing?

Great. I’ve sweat through everything and it’s only been three songs.

How is the instructor still smiling?

More importantly, how do they do all this so well?

Do I watch them exceeding or myself failing?

Oh goodness, my reflection.

Can we put the mirrors away?

If I sing along it seems easier…

“Waka waka, eh eh…”

“Tsamina mina zangalewa…”

“This time for Africa!!!!!!!”

Oh no there’s no words at this part.

I’m feeling the burn again…

Will I ever get to the point where I actually know what I’m doing?

Yes! I know this part!

Rocking out with my dignity out.

Smiling makes it better????

When I focus on the fun and not on the pain and exhaustion it doesn’t even feel like exercise!

I wish.

Still exercise.

Still so physically and mentally exhausting.

Wow, I’m really getting the hang of this.

I should get certified and be an instructor!

That would be perfect!

I can so do that.

Never mind.

This is a twice a week max sort of hobby.

New goal: become a regular.

Can I skip the soreness I’m going to get from this tomorrow?

Why do songs feel so much longer than they actually are?

Ugh.

Woo getting into this song!

I’m a performer.

I’m a star.

Must watch the instructor.

Must not watch myself.

Last song?

I’m leaving it all on the floor for this one.

People, make windows.

Give me my space…

I’m not fully coordinated and putting way too much into this number.

How many calories does this burn?

Smile.

Smile.

Smile.

This is so fun!

I never want this to end I could do 1000 more songs.

Over already???