Stages of Dieting

You realize that your eating habits are a bit aggressive:

You find yourself rationalizing what you eat to the people around you:

So you plan to start dieting and you announce the news to your friends:

You try to let your favorite food down easy:

But sometimes it can be hard to let go and things can get emotional:

Your hunger turns into moodiness, which turns into irritation when your friends tell you to get it together:

You somehow still stay strong as you watch your friends devour cheesy bread while you’re stuck eating Loose Leaf from the GSU:

You can’t pay attention to dinner conversation because all you can think about is how much you detest the salad that you’re eating:

After 3 full days of dieting and not losing a single pound (can you believe it) you’re finally ready to give up: 

Eventually you cave because no one really gets you quite like mac and cheese does:

And no matter how many times you decide to do an impromptu diet, your favorite food will always be there to take you back:

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