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Let’s be real, we all love Starbucks, but a lot of customers fear a certain stigma – that their drink orders reflect their personalities. Â In some cases this may be correct, but at the end of the day, it’s just a beverage that tastes good and no one should judge you for that. Â However, we are here with a self-proclaimed Starbucks addict and a certified barista to tell you what your order says about you.
Passion Tea Lemonade
Customer: You want to look and feel artsy AF.
Barista: You probably just got over ordering frapps, but we don’t even mind because PTLs are so easy to make.  Try adding a few pumps of raspberry to spice it up!
Very Berry Hibiscus Refresher
Customer: You can’t stomach a Redbull or Monster.
Barista: Thank you for reading the menu and branching out. Â There are other flavors, though, so give those a taste as well. Â
Mocha or Caramel Frappuccino
Customer: You need to reevaluate your life.
Barista: If it is under 35 degrees or you complained about needing a “jolt of caffeine” before ordering this, please see yourself out.
Hot Chocolate
Customer: Why? It’s so overpriced and you can get it somewhere else for a dollar.
Barista: We are honestly so sorry, because the majority of baristas make this wrong. When made correctly, Starbucks hot chocolate is delicious.Â
Pumpkin Spice Latte
Customer: You’re a fall type of person and you accentuate the season with this delicious drink even though you’ll get sh*t for it.
Barista: We are sorry that all of society calls you basic. Â You seriously get way too much flack for this one. Â All baristas, even if we roll our eyes when you order, enjoy a PSL here are there, and thus do not mind when you order it. Â So drink up, because you can only get it for a few months a year!
Cottton Candy Frappuccino
Customer: You’re 12.
Barista: You’re 12.
Blonde Roast
Customer: What even is that? I don’t even know if this is supposed to be fancy or not.
Barista: Honestly just go to Dunkin’ at this point.
Green Tea Frappuccino
Customer: You wanted your seaweed facial to be recycled into a drink to save the planet.
Barista: On the bright side, you have good taste. On the dark side, we have to make a Frappuccino to advertise how delicious matcha powder is.  Try an iced green tea latte with soy milk instead!
Skinny Vanilla Latte
Customer: You’re trying to watch your weight by drinking 400 calories.
Barista: You’re basic. This is literally just flavorless sweet coffee.
Vanilla Bean Frappuccino
Customer: You probably said you needed to get a caffeine boost to survive the day, but then ordered something with absolutely none in it because you completely misunderstand the concept of your drink.
Barista: Here’s your milkshake!
Doppio
Customer: That sounds fancy! Â *Finds out it’s just 2 shots of espresso* That sounds painful!
Barista: We feel you, creepy old Italian dude.
Secret Menu
Customer: You are way too into this whole Starbucks thing and have too much time on your hands.
Barista: Secret what? Sorry, we have no idea how to make that.
Bottled Water
Customer: You’re probably thirsty.
Barista: You realize you’re paying two bucks for something we give out for free, right?
Cappuccino
Customer: Isn’t that just milky coffee?
Barista: *heart eyes emoji* You’re probably a hot boy with good taste, and therefore we will try and get your foam perfect. Â We appreciate you.
Venti Half-Caf 2 Pump Hazelnut 2 Pump Cinnamon Dolce Skim Latte No Foam with 1 Equal, Extra Hot
Customer: What.
Barista: UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH (But makes it perfectly, quickly, and hands it to you with a smirk because we nailed saying the name correctly on the first try).
Not sure what any of this meant because Starbucks overwhelms you? Â Read here how to order!