This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Bentley chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.
1. *Turns to grandpa*
“So, grandpa, are you excited now that Trump got president?”
*Entire family starts screaming not to talk about politics*
*Grandpa under his breath*
“He’s going to make America great.”
2. “You are dating yourself and you need a boyfriend who does the talking for you.”
3. “You will never get a boyfriend because you are too mean and nobody will be able to handle your personality.”
4. *At the end of the evening when everyone is saying goodbye*
“Hi, how are you? Are you drunk?”
Note: *I was completely sober and he was hammered*
5. “Oh my gosh! I can’t believe I waited this long to ask you this, do you have a boyfriend yet?!”
Me: “Still no.”
6. *Is extremely full after eating own weight in Thanksgiving food*
Me: “Ugh, I am so full. Mom, feel my food baby.”
Mom: *Feels food baby*
“That belly is not just from this dinner.”
*Looks pointedly at me*
7. *Relative wants to watch the world burn*
“So, who did everyone vote for?”
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