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I Made a Rupi Kaur Poem Using Only John Mulaney Quotes

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Akron chapter.

What follows is feminist commentary on the social backsliding driven by men’s work:

“monkey

monkey

monkey

man

“a hero

is any

man

who does his job”

“so we invite a

woman–”

-“no one wants to applaud the penis

 

The finished product:

Madeline Myers is a 2020 graduate of the University of Akron. She has a B.A. English with a minor in Creative Writing. At Her Campus, Madeline enjoys writing movie and TV reviews. Her personal essay “Living Room Saloon” is published in the 2019 issue of The Ashbelt. Madeline grew up in Zanesville, Ohio. She loves quoting comedians, reading James Baldwin, and sipping on grape soda. She fears a future run by robots but looks forward to the day when her stories are read by those outside of her immediate family.
Abbey is an Ohio native currently caught between the charm of the Midwest and the lure of the big city. She loves all things politics and pop culture, and is always ready to discuss the intersections of both. Her favorite season is awards season and she is a tireless advocate of the Oxford Comma. Abbey will take a cup of lemon tea over coffee any day and believes that she can convince you to do the same. As a former English major, she holds the power of words near and dear.