Congratulations, class of 2023! With graduation right around the corner, there’s a lot of stress that can accumulate, and quickly. (Where are you going to find a job? Are you going to get away with half the silly things you did in college? What does it even mean to have a Roth IRA?)
There’s a lot of uncertainty right now, but one thing that doesn’t have to be uncertain is what your plans will be on graduation night. It’s time to celebrate! Focus on your amazing achievement instead of stressing about what you’re doing after graduation. There’s so much time to worry, but for now, your only worry will be what dress you’re gonna wear under your gown. I’m here to make your life a little bit easier and give you some clever graduation Borg names for all your graduation parties. Here’s a list of 10 Borg names you can use for graduation that I’ve mainly come up with myself (and yes, I am proud of myself for these — I really can’t lie).
- Borg to Succeed
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This is the life motto.
- I Was borg this smart
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Confidence is key!
- Validic-borg-ian
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I think this one is smart for all the valedictorians to do.
- Too Stubborg To Fail
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I mean, being stubborn is better than nothing, right?
- Spent too much money on textborgs
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I think we can ALL relate to this.
- To new borginnings
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End one chapter and open another!
- Borginning to feel like I retained none of my education
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Don’t we all feel like we’ve learned nothing? No, just me?
- Feeling borgalicious as a new graduate
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Feeling smart? I guess. Borgalicious? Definitely.
- Brain went to the borg after this degree
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Rest in peace brain, you served me well.
- Young, Dumb & Borg
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A classic.