A Note on Being Alone
Being alone and feeling lonely are two completely different beasts.
Elizabeth Karpen (Columbia Barnard ‘22)
Elizabeth Karpen (Columbia Barnard ‘22)
Lizzie Karpen is a sophomore at Barnard College, the most fuego of women’s colleges, studying Political Science and English with a concentration in Film. To argue with her very unpopular opinions, send her a message at [email protected] or @lizziekarpen on Instagram and Twitter.
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The Case Against Klobuchar: Supporters Delegitimize Abuse but Highlight Gender Disparity Issues
By dismissing all of the allegations against her as sexist, Klobuchar’s defenders are claiming that if one allegation is unjust, all of them are.
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A Love Letter to my Roommate
Does your roommate share a baby doll with you?
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How to Pretend That You Speak French (When You Don’t Speak French)
Bonjour, bitches.
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Lizzie McGuire Must Die Because I Have Lizzie-insecurity
Hey now, hey now, this is not what dreams are made of.
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Can We All Admit That Tori Was the Worst on Victorious?
Here she is, once again, being the least talented.
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Lizzie Ruins Her Life on Dating Apps: Part 2
Yes, I should have learned the first time.
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Confessions of a Former Serial Ghoster
Spooky season may be over, but ghosts are still out there.
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I'm Thankful for My Self-Development
Please learn to love a bit more.
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10 Things I Don’t Know How I Did in High School
I probably peaked in high school.
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How Did I Not Know that Nancy Drew Was a Badass?
When I was a child, my mother gave me a set of Nancy Drew books. Being rebellious and stupid, I didn’t read them. I do watch television,...
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To All the Boys Who Try to Speak French in My Literature Class
Au revoir, jerks.
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An Official Power Ranking of Every 'Bachelor in Paradise' Season 6 Contestant
ABC: Always Be Cam.
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No, You Shouldn't Major in Econ, & Here's Why
My professor told me to quit the major, and you should, too.
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'Happiness Begins' Connects You With Nostalgia You Thought Was Gone
Unpopular opinion: Kevin is not the worst Jonas anymore.
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Will Miley Cyrus Ever Be Absolved of Her Sins?
Miley Cyrus has grown up. When will we?
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'Derry Girls' Is Set In Northern Ireland, But It Perfectly Captures Coming of Age in a Violent America
The world of Derry Girls is drastically different than the one I was raised in, but it doesn’t feel that way.
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5 TV Shows That Portray College Life Accurately, and 5 That Fail
Congratulations on entering college. These will be the best four years of your life with all you can eat in the dining halls and the...
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Roommate Horror Stories from Columbia & Barnard that Will Make You Cringe, Cry & Want to Die: Part 2
The stories are back, and somehow worse?
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A Love Letter to Model UN
So thank you, Model UN. You taught me what it means to be a woman in politics.
