More Dead than Alive
I am turning 20 in about a month, and I refuse to accept that within a few short weeks, I will be entering a new decade of life. I know...
Abigail Morici (Rhodes ‘21)
Abigail Morici (Rhodes ‘21)
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Cheese: The Key to Survive the Apocalypse
The world is due for a quasi-apocalypse less than a year from now, as predicted by Sir Isaac Newton (that famous guy everyone knows); by...
At a Loss for Words
February 20, 2009 was a day that changed the world, yet people seldom remember it. In fact, about 0% of Americans acknowledged its tenth...
Elevators: A Way to Meet Your Soulmate or Your Demise?
“The only thing I love more than love is love in enclosed spaces.” -Creepy Tim, Set It Up Four Rooms , 1995 Elevators are an integral part...
Today is National Love your Pet Day
National Love your Pet Day is today . And by golly, it should be proclaimed a national holiday because pets are amazing, wonderful,...
The Best, Most Appropriate, and Only Way to Say I Love You
Since Valentine’s Day is a few days away, it’s never too early to start thinking about how to honor your dearie, whoever that may be. And,...
Who's Getting Hungry in Here?
With all the controversy surrounding the Rat this year, I have become so completely disenchanted with the eateries on campus that to...
Disney: My Dream-Killing Machine
When I was about eleven or so, I made up my mind: I was going to take over Disney. Disney was my everything. I wanted to be Walt Disney; I...
A Stolen Colon
On October 18, a crime like no other struck Kansas City, Missouri--someone stole a ten-foot-tall, ten-foot-wide inflatable pink colon,...
So My Sister Is Being Haunted by a Demon
I now know for sure that she is and has always been on the brink of possession.
The Cold is Here and It's Time to Gear Up
Everyone is aware that it is already fall, yet somehow, I was completely thrown off when the temperatures started dropping last week. I...
A Halloween Message
I’m not about to admit to breaking the law, but let’s just say that I went a ~couple~ of miles over the speed limit when I was on my way...
Popeyes Actually Served Champagne-Dipped and Gold-Coated Wings
What is going on with chains these days? I mean, in the beginning of the summer, IHOP went through its IHOb phase, and on October 4,...
Netflix is Unleashing a New Generation of Iconic Romantic Comedies
Ah, summer. What a prime time for finding that someone who makes the long, hot days seem worthwhile—or if you’re anything like me, what a...
Do YOU Remember the Twenty-First Night of September?
~Love was changing the minds of pretenders/While chasing the clouds away~
