Sorry not Sorry

Sorry not sorry I stole your fracket last Wednesday night. My iPhone told me it was less than zero degrees and snowing.

Sorry I’m not sorry I don’t care about looking decent on Thursday mornings?  I’m going to wear my lulu yogs (yoga pants), sorority sweatshirt and Uggs all day. 

Sorry not sorry for making multiple passes by the fruit in the caf and pretending like I’m really hungry at the moment when I’m really just hoarding it in my backpack for later…c’mon, thriftiness is underrated–make the most of your swipes! 

Sorry not sorry that I wear gym clothes all day with no plan of stepping into KLARC, just too lazy to put on real clothes.

Sorry not sorry that I take the elevator up one floor in the LC.

Sorry not sorry I sit on the first floor of the library to people watch

Sorry not sorry that 7th St. Snickers milkshakes are a part of my everyday diet.

Sorry I’m not sorry I’ve taken advantage of the 24-hour Dunkin’ Donuts down the road.  Sometimes a girl just craves a wheat bagel toasted with cream cheese at 2:30 AM.

Sorry not sorry I took out your laundry when it was done so that I could put mine in. 

Sorry not sorry I treat Mac N Cheese Monday as a national holiday.

Sorry not sorry the burrito bowl is my version of a salad.

Sorry not sorry the Destiny’s Child reunion at the Super Bowl made me cry.  The ravens did okay I guess.

Sorry not sorry I’m loving Carrie Diaries more than I should because it brings me back to the Sex and the City glory days 

Sorry not sorry I heard “skim pages 35-110” instead of “read pages 35-110 carefully” 

Sorry not sorry I’ve been pretending that what’s on my phone is extraordinarily fascinating so I don’t have to say hello when I pass you on the quad.

Sorry not sorry I use the directory to figure out what the heck happens on my Friday nights.

Sorry not sorry I don’t think hunters, leggings, a Patagonia, and your hair in a messy bun as an acceptable outfit. I don’t care how skinny you are. 

Sorry not sorry I think going to the gym more than once a day is psychotic.

Sorry not sorry I said I was busy for dinner when what I really meant was I had Pretty Little Liars and an easy mac waiting for me in my dorm. 

Sorry not sorry One Direction and Taylor Swift are the most played artists on my iPod. 

Sorry not sorry I read Her Campus more often than I pay attention in class. 

Sorry not sorry I can’t sleep with you in my twin xl bed. It’s called my bubble. 

Sorry not sorry I still don’t understand the appeal of dubstep…or country. 

Sorry not sorry the lib is less than a 10 minute walk and I’m going to drive instead.

Sorry not sorry I absolutely hate the taste of beer

Sorry not sorry I often feel angry with Judy Mckanis even though we’ve never met. 

Sorry not sorry that I judge you based on how you participate in class.

Sorry not sorry I did in fact ask P.Safe for a ride home last Friday.

Sorry not sorry I went for a second dinner at the caf after my workout.

Sorry not sorry I just had to force myself to stop Facebook stalking when I realized I was looking at someone’s album from 2007. 

Sorry I’m not sorry I used up most of the hot water…maybe you shouldn’t turn off the heat in the middle of the night

Sorry I’m not sorry I never have to pay for a drink at the bison because I can get a free “water” cup

Sorry not sorry I took all the caesar salad that was out in the caf even though there was a long line behind me.