1. Let’s get food
2. Wow there’s a lot of people here
3. Oh no wait
4. What time is it?
5. What day is it?
6. Oh no
7. Oh crap
8. Ugh and the union is so far away
9. Can I even get out of this crowd?
10. I’m in too deep
11. Pizza time
12. Jk
13. Maybe I’ll just get a wrap
14. Haha good try
15. Okay I guess I’ll get a salad
16. Ugh how are they already out of lettuce?
17. On second thought the pizza line isn’t that bad
18. And we’re moving
19. And we’ve stopped
20. Wow that guy’s mad cute
21. Is he looking at me?
22. I wonder if he noticed I did squats last week
23. Wait back to pizza
24. Ugh they’re out of cheese
25. No one wants buffalo stop asking
26. Oh good another cheese is out
27. 3 pieces?
28. Really?
29. Okay.
30. Will one slice be enough?
31. Well I have recitation till 4
32. Wait but meal points
33. Yolo
34. “Yes I’d like 2 slices of cheese please”
35. Yes that one
36. That one
37. That one
38. That one
39. That one
40. Yaaaaaas
41. Clutch
42. That’s cool didn’t want any parmesan anyway
43. I should get a drink
44. Wait but meal points
45. Yolo
46. You know where’s a great place to stop and talk?
47. Right in front of the drink foundation
48. *At soda fountain* stop, wait a minute, fill my cup, pour some liquor in it
49. I’m so funny
50. Mark Ronson would be proud
51. All right how do I get out?
52. Wait which side did my friends go?
53. I guess I’ll try the booth side first?
54. Why are you paying with cash?
55. I will literally pay for you
56. Oh my god
57. HOW ARE THERE STILL SO MANY PEOPLE HERE?
58. GO JOIN A CLUB
59. You’ve literally been in line for 5 minutes how is your meal card not out?
60. I feel like that girl with the salad is judging me for my 2 slices
61. Maybe if I hold the slices separately it looks like I’m buying one for my friend
62. Thank God it’s my turn
63. *Looks anywhere but the price on the register*
64. Time to find my friends
65. Annnnnnd they’re not here
66. Guess they are on the window side
67. That side always makes me feel like a fish
68. Glub, glub
69. Wow it’d probably be easier to find them if the entIRE UNDERGRAD POPULATION WERENT HERE RIGHT NOW
70. Okay breathe
71. Just breathe
72. Oh look friends
73. Thank god
74. That was mess
75. Who decided this should be a thing?
76. I’m never coming here again