For some reason, #galentines day is super trendy this year, so we are going with it. Galentines day is February 14th (this may sound like another well-known holiday) and it is all about celebrating your true loves: your gal pals. This year, instead of fantasizing about Liam Hemsworth showing up at our door shirtless with roses on Valentines day, we are being realistic. We are fantasizing about abs and chocolate with our best friends instead. So in the spirit of fantasy, here are the dreamiest Galentines day dates ever.
1. Amy Schumer
Honestly, who wouldn’t want to hangout with this funny gal? The night would begin with going to a basketball game (sitting front row) and making jokes about how you’re not dating any of the players and how neither of you know what’s going on in the game. Then, you would get boxes of popcorn bigger than your faces and make jokes about how much you love food. Then, you raid Dylan’s Candy Bar and make jokes about candy-themed cocktails. Finally, you would end the night plopping down on a giant white bed, staring at the ceiling while making jokes about your love lives and eating a giant chocolate cake.
2. Jennifer Lawrence
Ya girl JLaw would hook you up with passes to a super hot hollywood premiere (probably the new gushy Nicholas Sparks movie). You would walk out of your limo together like the twins on the Bachelor and strut down the red carpet arm-in-arm. After you finish two giant slices of pizza and the boxes of girl scout cookies you snuck in, you would head to the rooftop after-party. Here, you would sit in the VIP room and make jokes about all the celebrities that aren’t eating the heart-shaped cake pops on every table. Finally, you would rent a suite and spend the night messing with all of JLaw’s followers on Twitter (while devouring everything room service has to offer).
3. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
This is the double date of your dreams. Tina and Amy, you and your friend-of-choice would spend the day horseback riding, because there is just something funny about Tina and Amy on horses. The four of you would ride to a mountain top where you would have a picnic complete with truffle french fries and chocolate covered Oreos. The four of you would end the day playing a game of Cards Against Humanity while watching the sunset over the mountain.
4. Beyonce
Jay Z had to slip away for the day so you and Bey make the most of it. You hop on the private jet and set off for Bora Bora where waiters await your arrival with fresh piña coladas. You get a facial and massage on a palapa on top of the turquoise blue water. A feast is set out on a table on the sand, you eat and discuss how Bey felt about her role in Dreamgirls. The night ends with Bey giving you a personal concert while you eat chocolate covered strawberries in bliss.
5. Ellen Degeneres
Okay, this dream date starts with you attending a taping of Ellen where she calls you up on stage and lets you play with puppies while the show goes on. After the show, you go to Serendipity and share a frozen hot chocolate. Then, you stroll to the harbor while Ellen rants about all the funniest parts of her life. The two of you hop on her private yacht and sail away. For the rest of the night, you play Heads Up while dining on all the forms of carbs there are.