1. I’m just gonna go ahead and set at least three alarms in case I sleep through the first one.
2. Wait did I make sure the alarm was set for A.M.?
3. **Alarm goes off** Oh please don’t make me get out of this bed, I don’t want to go to class and see a bunch of people.
4. I’ve been lying in bed for 30 minutes now and now I’m gonna be late! Why did I do this to myself?
5. Is the door locked? I can’t remember if I locked it…better go check.
6. Did I forget my keys? Oh god I forgot my keys…oh wait never mind they’re in my backpack.
7. Did I unplug the coffee pot?
8. F**k I totally forgot to unplug the coffee pot and now the entire building is going to burn to the ground.
9. Did I have homework due today?
10. Oh god I had homework due today and I forgot to do it. Now I’m going to fail.
11. **In class** Please don’t call on me, please don’t call on me, please don’t call on me.
12. Sh*t they just called on me and I don’t know the answer and now everyone is staring at me…look away!
13. I really need to pee now but I don’t wanna get up and have everyone stare at me yet again.
14. Why aren’t they texting me back?? What could they be doing? Great this means they hate me.
15. I totally overthought that text message…how do I fix this?
16. Oh no I just sneezed…I’m for sure getting sick.
17. Great now my stomach hurts, this must be a sign I’m dying.
18. Do I wanna go out tonight? That’s a stupid question of course I do! Wait no I don’t…wait yes I do.
19. No likes and my Instagram has been up for one whole minute? I better delete it.
20. Was Valencia the way to go? I knew I should’ve chosen X-Pro