College expectations have been planted in our heads since the beginning. Return to Halloweentown is a Disney Channel classic that had a lot to say about the college experience. Witch University looks like the best place ever to a young and impressionable wanna-be witch. However, college in the real world isn’t all magic spells and broomsticks. Here’s what college should be like according to all we learned from Witch University.Â
You arrive with nothing at all so you can fully enjoy your first sights of the campus.
The chancellor of the university greets you at the door.
You arrive at your fully decorated dorm room complete with a queen size bed and no roommates.
Your RA sends you a personalized greeting card written in calligraphy.
Your RA is also a super cool genie and instantly becomes your best friend.
You can talk to your mom through the washer when you have no idea how to do your laundry.
Your professors actually know your name.
And they encourage you to break the rules.
They also serve tea at every office meeting.
Plus, you have the power to lock away any who are awful.
Probably most importantly, you can magically speed read. 4.0 here you come.
And finally, even this magical university can make you crazy and when it does you can fly away.