Cake: has brought us globs of deliciously unhealthy icing (that doesn’t always make it onto the cake)
Gives us a yearly excuse for a healthy expression of pyromania
Mini cupcakes- for when you need to feel like a giant!
Is so good that we question our priorities
Makes every person want to be a professional cake decorator
Pie: also doubles as a breakfast food
Can be called “healthy” because it contains what was once an apple
Tops off the annual binge eating festival that is Thanksgiving
Could be made from literally anything you have
They also come in miniature!
However….
Each dessert is pretty great so why not put them together? Introducing the piecaken!
If you can’t choose which side you’re on, then I suggest trying the piecaken. After all, cake and pie get all the love. Doesn’t the piecaken deserve some too?