If Wicker had you horny for a man made of wood, then I have good news for you: Quinn — a popular audio erotica platform — teased that the Wicker leading man, actor Alexander Skarsgård, will be starring in its new Original audio. If that doesn’t weave your basket, I don’t know what will.
If you haven’t seen Wicker — you know, that movie where a woman (played by Elizabeth Coleman) experiences sexual liberation after commissioning a husband (Skarsgård) made out of magical basket-weaving materials — you’re still probably familiar with Skarsgård. The Swedish actor has made a name for himself by taking on avant-garde roles, recently starring in films with erotic themes like Pillion along with Wicker. And aside from him being 6’4, talented, and gorgeous, fans are thirsting after Skarsgård’s sense of humor: When talking about Wicker recently on The Graham Norton Show, Skarsgård said, “Most male actors dream of playing Hamlet at some point in their career. I never did. My dream was always to have nipples made out of wicker.”
On Nov. 8, Quinn shared a short video on its social platforms teasing the star of its new Original audio. The video, which is just a few seconds long, features a wicker basket filled with a pair of Quinn-branded headphones and what appears to be a script for the Original audio. And the sound that accompanies it? Well, Wicker fans might recognize it from some of the steamy scenes in the film. (Hint: When I tell you Skarsgård’s character in the movie is entirely made of wicker, I mean every part of him… IYKWIM.)
Then, a day later on Nov. 9, Quinn shared another teaser for the audio using Taylor Swift’s song “Wood”, and you can clearly see Skarsgård reading his lines into the microphone. Naturally, the comment section was feral, with one fan writing, “Quinn always knows to give us what we want,” and another commenting, “I’M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH.”
And on X, formerly Twitter, fans aren’t holding back.
While Quinn hasn’t released the title of the new Original, or even what it’s going to be about, we do know a few things. First and foremost, the Original is set to release on Nov. 10 — and you can listen exclusively on the Quinn app. Second, listeners can expect to get at least two episodes of the Original, as Quinn Originals typically feature stories with two to three “chapters.” And, third, the Original will feature Skarsgård narrating and voice-acting a story that features some pretty sexed-up scenes — something Quinn definitely doesn’t shy away from. (Everybody say, “Thank you, Quinn!”)
This isn’t the first time Quinn has released an audio with a popular celebrity. In the past, the platform has collaborated with massive stars like TSITP‘s Chris Briney, You‘s Victoria Pedretti, and both Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie from Heated Rivalry. Since the app’s release in 2019, there have actually been 22 Original audios featuring celebrities — and they’re all available to stream in the Quinn app, BTW.
So, until the audio drops on Nov. 10, take the time to charge your noise-canceling headphones, bestie. You’re gonna need ’em.