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From Eye Patches to $120 Sweatshirts: Everything Currently Living Rent-Free in My Cart

Madelyn Skender Student Contributor, St. Bonaventure University
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at SBU chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

I think it’s time to admit my red flag: I am way too easily influenced.

I look at my favorite content creators while mindlessly scrolling through TikTok and find myself filling my Amazon cart with things I never knew I needed. So, here’s a list of 4 things in my Amazon cart that I definitely don’t need

Perk EnergyĀ 

Perk Energy is a low calorie, high protein, energy hot chocolate. I mean, what’s not to love about that? One of my favorite influencers drinks a mug every morning, and even recently paired with the brand to release her own ā€˜Sugar Cookie’ flavor. I am always down for a fun drink, and this really seems to be right up my alley. Even as I am writing this, I find myself hovering over the ā€œBuy Nowā€ icon on the Amazon app.Ā 

Performative Eye PatchesĀ 

There seems to be somewhat of a running joke on TikTok about performative eye patches. If you haven’t seen this, content creators will wear under eye patches out and about purely for aesthetics. What I realized upon further research, though, is that some of them actually work. The goal is to brighten your under eyes, making you appear to be well rested all the time (even when you find yourself running on 3 hours of sleep). Before, I just wanted them because they were cute. Now, I want my under eyes to glow.

A PARKE mockneckĀ 

Ugh. These mocknecks are so cute. I have convinced and un convinced myself probably about 1,000 times to purchase one. I always draw the same conclusion, though: It’s ridiculous to spend $120 on a sweatshirt. While I think they are super cute, and I would love to fit in with the trend, I find myself thinking about the dozens of other things I could put that money towards. While it’s on my wishlist, I will probably never really buy it.Ā 

A Tote Bag

Is it socially acceptable for a 20-year-old to still exclusively carry a backpack? I look around my college campus and see that all my friends and classmates are carrying adorable tote bags. I have definitely spent my fair share of time looking at the internet trying to pick out a tote bag that best matches my personality. The only thing holding me back from making this purchase, though, is the shoulder pain that seems to come with every tote bag. My laptop alone is heavy, so I can’t imagine lugging around all my notebooks as well on just my shoulder.Ā Until they create a magical tote bag that carries all my stuff like a breeze, I plan on sticking to my backpack.Ā 

At the end of the day, I would rather not think about the total my cart has seemed to rack up. Will I eventually hit ā€œplace orderā€ on those eye patches late at night when I should be studying instead? Probably. Will I continue to carry a backpack for the sake of my spine? Most likely. For now, though, keeping these items in my cart is definitely saving my bank account. But, if you see me walking around campus next week with a mug of energy hot chocolate, just know Tik Tok won.

Madelyn is a new member of the St. Bonaventure Her Campus Chapter - this is her first semester writing for them. She plans on writing about a variety of things - College life, friendships, her go to coffee order, and everything in between.

Madelyn is a Sophomore at St Bonaventure University, majoring in Adolescent Education with a concentration in English. She also works at the Writing Lab on campus, offering support for students taking English classes. She has enjoyed observing in the local Middle and High Schools in Olean as a part of her education courses as well. She is very excited to be joining Her Campus so that she can build connections and friendship with other girls on campus!

Outside of classes, Madelyn likes to study in the library, go running on the trail behind campus, work her part time waitressing job, and run her small nail business. She also enjoys spending time with her friends, reading novels, and watching her favorite movies/tv shows.