Spooky season is upon us. You know what shouldn’t be spooky? Shooting your shot. So send a dirty, unhinged Halloween text and leave the spooking to the ghosts.
There is definitely something about Halloween time that puts everyone in the mood. Maybe it’s the costumes, the parties, spooky movies that make you cuddle in close, or just the fact that everyone has an excuse to dress hotter and act mischievous. Slinky costumes, Rocky Horror Picture Show shadow casts, and the shirtless pumpkin head guys on Insta are practically guaranteed to make you feel some type of way. Add in candle-lit jack-o’-lanterns and liquid courage (apple cider obvi), and sending a risky text suddenly feels a lot less terrifying.
So why not get your flirt on. Halloween is like an annual invitation to be bolder and more playful. If you’ve been waiting for an opportunity to get a little extra (pumpkin) spicy, consider this your sign. Halloween is the perfect excuse. I’ve compiled 40 unhinged, dirty texts to take your spooky season to the next level. Forget the boring “Happy Halloween” messages and pumpkin emojis. This year, send something that will send a chill down their spine.
40 dirty & unhinged texts to send this Halloween
- I’m not going as a ghost for Halloween this year, but you can still get under my sheets.
- I’m not a vampire, but I know how to suck.
- I’ll watch a horror movie with you if you’ll hold me during the scary parts. Deal?
- Forget the candy. Unwrap me instead.
- Do you like things that go bump in the night?
- Witching I were in your bed rn.
- Don’t worry, I’m no Michael Myers… unless you want me to keep coming.
- Are you a candy bowl? Because you’re lookin’ like a snack.
- Wanna explore the dark side with me tonight? I have some ideas.
- Think we could try out the seven deadly sins later? I have a specific one in mind.
- You must be the devil because it just got hot in here.
- I know what your Halloween costume should be: my date.
- Fair warning, what I have planned for you tonight isn’t scary — but it will definitely make you scream.
- Want to hear a scary story? You and me not ending up together. Terrifying.
- Call me the undead, because my heart stopped the second you walked in the room.
- I don’t know what the trick is, ’cause you certainly look like a treat.
- There’s a lot of skeletons out tonight, but I’m only interested in one bone…
- I volunteer as your victim tonight, since you’re clearly dressed to kill.
- Let’s head to the bar and engage with more spirits.
- I’m going to be a pirate — so give me your booty.
- Wanna taste something sweeter than candy corn?
- Get over here so we can play the ghost game. It’s where we get under the sheets, and you make me moan.
- You’re the only boo I want.
- Are you Harry Potter? Because I’d let you Slytherin to my Chamber of Secrets.
- I’m not a bat, but a night with me will turn your world upside down.
- I could ghost you, or I could haunt your bed tonight.
- You should ditch your broomstick tonight and ride me instead.
- Are you a skeleton? Because I’m looking for a great bone tonight.
- Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice… say my name three times and I’ll come.
- I’m not a black cat, but I do like sitting on laps.
- Wanna tie me up like a mummy tonight?
- You’ve got me under your spell, and I’m not mad about it.
- Careful… I might bite
- Halloween’s about costumes, but I look better naked.
- My candy’s better than anything in your bag.
- I’m a vampire. Permission to bite your neck?
- I looked into my crystal ball, and it showed the two of us going home together tonight.
- Forget pumpkins. Wanna smash?
- The real horror story? Not being in your bed RN.
- Forget a haunted house; I want to get lost in your sheets.
You’ve got this, boo.