Birthdays are the one day a year when you’re allowed to be as extra as you want to be. You wear the outfit that’s been sitting in your closet for two weeks, your friends hype you up and celebrate you all night, and suddenly everything revolves around you… and as it should. But the celebrations don’t have to end the moment the candles are blown out, and your wishes are made — enter, these freaky birthday sex positions.
Whether you’re celebrating your own birthday, your partner’s, or even your sneaky link… birthdays are the perfect opportunity to try something new and exciting (and, dare I say, freaky) in the bedroom. Think of it as the ultimate birthday bang, just a little more intimate and a lot more memorable.Â
Plus, what better way to celebrate another year around the sun, turning older, and enjoying life than a little extra love in the bedroom? Birthdays are about fun, connection, celebration, and making memories, and that energy can absolutely be carried into your pillow talk plans.Â
So, if you’re looking to keep the celebration going round after round, here are seven birthday-themed sex positions that might just make this year’s celebration your most unforgettable yet.Â
- Make A Wish
-
Confession: the ultimate birthday wish is my partner praising me while we have sex. And if that’s yours, then this is the position for you. In this position, the receiving partner lies on their back while the other partner hovers above them, supporting themselves on their arms in that classic missionary position. It’s intimate, face-to-face, and perfect for whispering those “birthday wishes” directly into your partner’s ears. (Bonus points if anyone says their wish out loud.)
- Cake Cutter
-
The best part of any birthday is the cake… until now. This position is reminiscent of your classic cake cutter — only spicier. To do this, the giving partner lies flat on the bed while the receiver straddles them (similar to the shape of a cake cutter), controlling the pacing and angles.
- Candlelit Ride
-
This one is perfect for that birthday sex playlist, and to really feel the sensations between you and your partner. With the lights dimmed, and the candles lit, the receiving partner climbs on top while the giving partner penetrates from underneath. This position is slow, sensual, and perfect for those “birthday dinner turned into birthday sex” nights.Â
- Gift Exchange
-
Thinking of what could be the perfect gift for your partner’s birthday? Think of this sex position as a little gift exchange. The giving partner sits upright while the receiving partner straddles them face-to-face, wrapping their legs around their waist. This position is super intimate, perfect for kissing, and honestly feels like the best kind of birthday present — and both partners get the gift of pure pleasure.Â
- Frosted Cupcake
-
If you’re anything like me, you love baking homemade cupcakes and goodies for your birthdays — and this position is just that sweet surprise that is needed for any celebration. In this position, the receiving partner lies back with their hips slightly elevated (a pillow works great here), while the giving partner kneels between their legs to penetrate. The angle can make everything feel a little more intense, kind of like when someone adds extra frosting to your cupcake.
- Surprise Party
-
Forget the cake and candles — this birthday, the real celebration happens when you take things from the party to the bedroom, unexpectedly. After all, sometimes the best birthday moments are the ones that catch you by surprise. This position starts with the receiving partner leaning over a couch or the edge of the bed while the giving partner comes from behind. It’s spontaneous, exciting, and definitely a surprise worth celebrating.Â
- The Birthday Throne
-
The birthday person deserves royal treatment, right? Have the partner whose birthday it is sit in a chair while the other partner kneels and pleasures them orally. It’s playful, empowering, and gives the special someone their time to shine.