Picture this: it’s Christmas morning, the wrapping paper is everywhere, the fireplace is lit, and you’ve finally finished opening gifts with your boo — when suddenly, you get the urge to unwrap a different kind of package. Enter Christmas Day sex positions, because making Santa’s nice list doesn’t mean you can’t still be a little naughty.Â
There’s just something about Christmas that makes intimacy feel extra special. Maybe it’s the thrill of knowing you have family in the next room, or maybe it’s just the excuse of wanting to slow down and actually enjoy being close to each other before the chaos of the day finally hits. Either way, Christmas morning sex doesn’t have to be complicated or over the top, but it’s about keeping things fun, festive, and just spicy enough to make the day feel a little more special. Because, let’s be honest — the stockings aren’t the only things that deserve to get stuffed this morning.
Whether you’ve got five minutes before your next obligation or a whole lazy morning to yourselves, these Christmas Day sex positions are perfect for ensuring that you’re keeping things festive all morning. So, grab your partner, lock the door, and consider this your sign to make Christmas morning a little more memorable this year with these six Christmas Day sex positions. After all, Santa’s not the only one coming this year.
- Stocking Stuffers
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Now, who doesn’t want to get stuffed on Christmas morning? With this position, both partners lie down facing the same position, in a classic spooning position. Then, the giving partner can penetrate from behind — because nothing says festive like multitasking under the covers.
- Christmas Pie
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IDK about you, but my fave part of Christmas is definitely the desserts (especially the pie, wink), so why not take that energy to the bedroom? In this position, the receiving partner lies down on any flat surface (totally your excuse to get naughty next to the Christmas tree) while the giving partner holds their legs up and penetrates — diving in like you’re their favorite dessert.Â
- Jingle Bells
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Jingle bells? Santa can totally jingle my… anyways! With both partners “receiving” this time, they’re both aligned head-to-toe, with each partner’s face at their partner’s genitals — easy access so you can both get your bells jingled.Â
- Santa’s Sleigh
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Now, everyone knows that Christmas day can mean only one thing: it’s time to ride, baby, ride! With the receiving partner straddling the giving partner and bouncing, you can finally live out your sleigh ride fantasies — except instead of being filled with presents, this sleigh ride is filled with orgasms.
- Mistletoe
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Everyone knows that the best part of Christmas is kissing under the mistletoe, so recreate that in the bedroom. With both partners standing facing each other, the giving partner can lift one of the receiving partner’s legs — perfect for keeping things spicy under the mistletoe. Just don’t tell Santa!
- Silent Night
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Enter not a position but a concept. After all, Christmas is a silent night, so why not have sex with your boo in your fave position… but try to make as little noise as possible? Now, this is your chance to enjoy some wild sex while being as quiet as you can: It’s sneaky, it’s sexy, and it’s perfect for when family is visiting, but you have a few minutes of free time.
This Christmas, turn the fireplace heat up, drink some cocoa, and remember that the best packages are meant to be unwrapped in private.