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I don’t know about you, but I always seem to crush a little harder when Christmas rolls around — the music, the movies, the decorations, it all fosters this romantic and sensual ambiance that makes me want to be cuddled up in a blanket with the person I can’t stop thinking about (or you know, under it). It’s always around this time when I feel the most bold to shoot them a text that lets them know I’m thinking about them — and honestly? You should, too.

But the best thing about a flirty Christmas text? It’s non-committal. Maybe you’ve liked this person for years, and this text is what will finally get you two to stop frolicking about and get together. Or maybe you’re just feeling into them around the holidays, and as soon as the new year rolls around, you want nothing to do with them. Trust me — that’s OK. Honestly, you can just blame it on the sexy spirit of the season. 

But if you’re really into this person and they’re into you, there really will be no better present for them than a flirty (or naughty) text. That’s why I’ve come up with 20 flirty Christmas texts so you can spice up the convo with your crush this holiday season.

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20 flirty Christmas texts

  1. I heard Santa needs a little helper.
  2. I want to jingle your bells.
  3. You can get under my mistletoe.
  4. Santa’s busy. Can I sit on your lap?
  5. Can you hurry down my chimney tonight? 
  6. You’d be the best gift of all.
  7. Are you going to unwrap that package, or should I?
  8. Why plow the snow when you can plow me?
  9. I can make Christmas come fast.
  10. Ever do it on a sleigh?
  11. Send a pic. I want to show Santa what I want this year.
  12. All I want for Christmas is you. (What Mariah Carey said.)
  13. You can stuff more of my stocking
  14. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…you?
  15. We could have fun on the naughty list
  16. Have you been good this year? 
  17. Let’s make this night not-so-silent.
  18. You can stuff more than my stocking.
  19. I’d love to wake up and find you in the morning.
  20. You can lay me under the tree.

Of course, you can always go with the traditional ‘Merry Christmas’, but what’s the fun in that? Happy (Horny) Holidays!

Sophie Blake

Carleton '26

I'm a National Wellness Writer for Her Campus, covering all-things health, sex, and relationships. Occasionally, I dip into other verticals on the site, including culture and entertainment.

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