Note: This piece is meant to be satirical.
Back in November, I wrote an article highlighting the “dealbreakers” that would make any girl turn away a BC boy. The response was enormous, but a lot of the criticism focused on the fact that my poking fun of BC culture was one-sided. Guess what? I’m responding. Without further ado, I bring you my Dealbreakers: BC Girl style:
“She’s in Lynch”
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lorde-wins.gif
“She doesn’t own 5 pairs of Lulu Lemon leggings.”
http://themidnightalliance.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/what-is-happening…
“Her drink of choice isn’t Ruby or Franzia.”
http://media.tumblr.com/91577ca4c8b61e9fe8346f0751a636f1/tumblr_inline_ml0kjzUHLy1qz4rgp.gif
“She’s not Daddy’s #1”
https://24.media.tumblr.com/74621db633e8ae5b781b6bb84adca268/tumblr_mz5m5eLBdz1qc0dmqo2_500.gif
“She’s not a Plexaholic”
https://31.media.tumblr.com/365b51008ec55250204b71dff9c0ac3a/tumblr_inline_mzrjkvM2Xh1ro2d43.gif
“She doesn’t attend any BC athletic games”
https://31.media.tumblr.com/147a02d584de13f3cd9d7ed9e92f594c/tumblr_inline_mzqj2eiflG1ro2d43.gif
“She doesn’t wear Bean Boots or Hunters”
https://31.media.tumblr.com/ba1708a98776d7af45cfc1cdc213aeee/tumblr_inline_mzo8irLxBf1ro2d43.gif
“She complains that Chobani isn’t filling enough”
https://31.media.tumblr.com/956a39141d97ec04a47480be6e5273c6/tumblr_inline_mz0vxhU9CZ1qmphj0.gif
“She isn’t online shopping during classes”
https://31.media.tumblr.com/eef2775c97a7c2317bfaf4756372a9b5/tumblr_inline_mzbay8MU4r1ro2d43.gif
“She gets anything but a salad at Eagle’s”
https://31.media.tumblr.com/b69ad9cf8f27550a649eecb2f7464aaa/tumblr_inli…
“She indulges in Late Night”
https://31.media.tumblr.com/cf8c4fec5806f13fbd4f2771015d0ea6/tumblr_inline_mzmnb9RZ7K1rnvwt1.gif
“She doesn’t live in a Mod”
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ys7efNFi1ro1410.gif
“She doesn’t take a selfie a day”
http://www.survivingcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Katy-Perry-Ro…
So I ask you, ladies of BC, are any of you guilty of a “BC Girl Dealbreaker?”
Sources:
http://whatshouldbetchescallme.tumblr.com
http://mylifeasakitten.tumblr.com
http://thegameto.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/deal-breakers2.jpg