Dick pics can strike at any time, and usually come with very little warning, leaving us shocked, annoyed, and speechless. Don’t know what to say in response? Try one of our suggestions!
You can never go wrong with a classic.
2. Get graphic
3. This GIF
4. Or this one
5. Or this
6. Send back a dick pic of your own
8. Ignore, ignore, ignore.
In the famous words of Alison DiLaurentis…
9. Cuss. Him. Out.
You don’t need to be disrespected by someone you don’t even know. Give him a piece of your mind.
10. Show him what his picture makes you want to do
11. Pull the Mom card
Because what’s more frightening than his mother?
12. Act clingy
Nothing like a little dose of crazy to discourage them.
13. Extreme scare tactics
14. Play dumb
15. Go straight for size
16. Divert the conversation to something else in the background
Show him just how unimpressed you are.
17. Straight up sass
Block his behind.