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There are so many things we wish we could say to our exes, from regrets to jabs at them. Whether you have a good or bad relationship with your ex, you likely have things that are on your mind. We’ve put together a list of the sad, funny and mean things we wish we could say to our exes!

1. I miss you.

2. You made me so sad sometimes.

3. You were hotter when we dated.

4. I hated that shirt you wore all the time.

5. You have really hot friends.

6. You’re a really bad singer.

7. I hated talking to your parents.

8. You aren’t that good of a cook.

9. You took up too much of the bed.

10. You always know how to make me laugh.


11. You know me better than anyone else does.

12. I still love you.

13. I hate what you did to me.

14. I think about you all the time.

15. I hate all the shows you watch.

16. Your new girlfriend isn’t cute.

17. No matter what, we’ll never forget you.

Your ex may want to make you scream sometimes, but that’s natural. Some of these things may be okay to say to them, but others may be better off kept to yourself! Just remember that you aren’t alone and you’ll get through whatever drama or tension there may be with your ex. Good luck, collegiettes!

Rachel graduated from the Honors College at James Madison University in May 2017 and is pursuing a career in the media/PR industry. She majored in Media Arts & Design with a concentration in journalism and minored in Spanish and Creative Writing. She loves spending time with friends and family, traveling, and going to the beach.
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