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17 “Not Your Average Joe” Campus Cuties

Name: Joe Calascibetta
Class: Sophomore
Hometown: Boston, MA
Major: Political Science
Minor: Sociology
Pets: Black Lab, named Brady (After Tom!)

STETSON

What do you do on Campus? 
FOCUS Leader, Greeklife, Active Student, Hangout with friends, and have a good time!  

What is your favorite bar in Downtown DeLand? 
Cafè DaVinci or The Grotto

Favorite Stetson Memory?
Spring Formal 2012 had the best date. 

Favorite Professor?
Dr. Huskey (Political Science) or Dr. King (Biology)

WOMEN

What do you look for in a women? 
Smart, funny, know’s what she wants in life, and isn’t afraid to challenge me. 

Ideal Women?
Any girl who can make me smile, of average height, hair color isn’t a preference, and a must is amazing eyes. 

Any Celebrity Crushes?
Jennifer Aniston, Meg Fox, or Rihanna

Describe your perfect date? 
Make her a nice dinner, maybe watch a movie, and then take her to a place really special to me. By the end, I have to be able to relate and understand that person, connection is definitely vital. 

3 Pet Peeves when it comes to girls?
Over talkative, always has to be the center of attention, and never listens. 

EXTRA EXTRA

Sport I love to play the Most:
Ice Hockey, I grew up playing, played through high school, and when I go home I love to play me some pick-up. 

What is your dream job?
Actor, or Managing a Political Campaign/Senator. 

Favorite song to workout to?
Hell of a Life by Kanye West

Favorite Place in the world?
Blue Ridge, GA

Favorite Restaurant?
Lil Vinny’s Ristorante (Owned by my family)

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Name: Joe Walsh
Age/Year: 19, Sophomore
Hometown: Baltimore, Maryland
Major: Classics major, IPHS concentrator, likely Anthropology double
Relationship Status: Single ;)

Describe your Kenyon experience in a word: A ride.

Best night out at Kenyon?
Derp a derp derp….first semester this year, EDM semiformal.  Good people. Good fun.

Dream vacation?
Going to Melbourne for a week and going to the Australian Open.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Honestly what I really want to be doing in 10 years is studying Maori in New Zealand.  They’re the main indigenous population in New Zealand.

Celebrity crushes: Jennifer Lawrence.

If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?
Flying. That’s so cliché but whatever. I’d get a new perspective on the world.  And cost of travel would go waaaay down.

Weirdest Kenyon experience?
Having a 15 minute conversation with John Green, and then he left, and then I realized he was John Green.

Most recommended YouTube video?
Desert Rain Frog…IT SQUEAKS

Listening to right now?
I went to the Owl Creeks concert and someone sang My Blood and I really liked it so I’ve been listening to that whole album by Ellie Goulding.

If you sat on a plane for a transatlantic flight next to Novak Djokovic what would you do?
[He squees] I would die! No, don’t write that.  I wouldn’t actually die. I would probably fangirl a little bit, not gonna lie.  Autographs, photos, and yeah I don’t even know.  I’m just saying things now but I don’t know what extremes I would go to.  I don’t think I would be able to talk.

If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would it be and why?
A Quokka.  It’s a little tiny furry animal that basically smiles all the time.

What are you NOT looking forward to?
The next four weeks of intense homework stuff.

What are you looking forward to?
Summer in Gambier (shout out to Summa Gamma Beta).

Favorite qualities for a significant other?
Fun lovin’, sense of humor, energetic, like to eat.

Final notes on Cuteness?

Kenyon Bucket List:
Eat dinner at a certain classics professor’s house.  So that. I also want to take a Suggs anthropology class.  And now I’m going to say fun things so don’t worry. OH! Go back to the Cove!!! I mean the Caves!!! The Caves!!! You need to correct that!!!!

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Name: Joseph Matthew Howard
Hometown: Kent County, Maryland
Relationship Status: Single
Sign: Aquarius

Campus Life

Major: Dairy Science w/ a minor in Agribusiness
Favorite thing about UMaine: The 4 months it’s nice and warm out.
How are you involved on campus: Phi Kap, Dairy Club
Favorite place to eat in Orono: Roost
Campus posse (name some friends): Glen Tricarico & Justin Davis
Best place to meet girls at UMaine: Freshman Hill??…. Or the Mall during warm weather.
Why did you choose UMaine: Ranked top 50 in party schools.
Best Class: Human Sexuality
Worst Class: Chemistry
How do you like to spend your weekends here: Broin’ out with my buds & and taking road trips

Miscellaneous

What is on your ipod’s top rated: Old Crow Medicine Show, Florida Georgia Line.
Boxers or Briefs: People still wear underwear???
An embarrassing confession: streaking on the mall
Ski or Snowboard: Snowboard
Salty or Sweet: Depends on what.
Cats or Dogs: unless it’s a tiger I prefer dogs
Dream job: Working on our family farm/Dairy Manger for Horizon Organic Dairy…. Or a pilot.
Biggest Pet Peeve: Chewing with your mouth open
Three words to describe yourself: Witty, Adventurous, Loving

Favorites

Favorite song to dance to at a party: Wagon Wheel
Favorite food: Maryland Crab Cakes.
Favorite Beer: Coors Light
Favorite App (game or otherwise): The Chive/ Liquor Run

The Nitty Gritty

Craziest place you’ve ever had sex: On our yacht in the ocean.
How do you let someone know you’re interested in them: Be bold and start a conversation. Not being afraid, being kind.
What do you want girls to know about you: I’m fun, I like an adventure as well as a challenge, and I love a good time.
What do you look for in a girl: A fun personality, a sense of adventure and kindness.
Deal-breaker: disrespect.
Celebrity Man Crush: Toss-up between Ryan Gosling & Matthew Mcconaughey

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Name: Joe Fedorczyk
Age: 21
Major: Broadcasting
Hometown: Toms River, NJ
Single/Taken? Single

What’s your idea of the perfect date?
Anything we do on a date is fine with me just as long as we’re having a good time. It could be a simple dinner, movie or maybe even a walk somewhere nice.

When you’re not in classes, what are you doing?
Relaxing inside a.k.a sleeping or I’m at the recreation center playing basketball or volleyball.

What do you look for in the opposite sex?
Someone who is carefree, fun and has a sense of humor.  I can’t be with a girl who takes things too seriously because that’s not who I am. I need someone who I can goof around with from time to time.

Favorite place to go on campus/off campus?
On campus, it has to be the recreation center. The only time I go off campus is to go to a restaurant or movies with friends.

Where do you see yourself after graduation?
Probably trying to find a job anywhere I can, but the ultimate goal is to move out of New Jersey. I would like to move to California if I can afford it.

Favorite thing about Montclair girls?
They’re fun and they know how to have a good time.

This or That

A girl that’s all dolled up or no makeup:
Both sides have their pros and cons, but I don’t mind either of them.

Sundress or shorts: Sundresses. I think they look better on girls than shorts do.

Ponytail or hair down: Hair down.

Quiet or talkative: Talkative, but not to the point of being annoying. They just need to be social.

Blonde or brunette: Doesn’t matter to me.

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Name: Joe Powell
Hometown: South Lyon, Michigan
Age: 21
Major: Health fitness
Relationship Status: Forever alone… Just kidding, I’m single.

If you were stranded on an island, what three things would you bring? My dog, a volleyball and a fishing pole.
Boxers or briefs? Briefs! I get wedgies if I wear boxers, my butt is too big.
Where is your favorite place to hang out on campus? The SAC
Blondes or Brunettes? I go through phases of liking both
What is the craziest thing you have ever done? Getting banned from Windsor, Canada.
What qualities do you admire in the opposite sex? Down to earth, sporty, and intelligent. Most importantly, she has to be sane.
What is your favorite movie? Toy Story trilogies
Any awesome or hidden talents? I can eat an absurd amount of food, that’s about it.
What is your idea or dream date? Location and what we do doesn’t matter very much, it’s about who I’m with.
Who is your Hollywood crush? Rachel McAdams

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Name: Joe Clark
Year: Freshman
Hometown: Hastings, NE
Major: Athletic Training
Relationship Status: Single
Campus Involvement/Activities: Intramural Sports

What do you like to do in your free time; any hobbies/interests?
When I have free time I enjoy going to work out at the gym, chilling with friends, going hunting, and dancing…..I’m a big dancer!

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Ten years from now I see myself married to the love of my life and having a couple of kids, along with a career in the military.

Describe your dream girl, or what you look for in a girl.
What I look for in a girl is that she has to be herself in all situations, be outgoing (because I am very outgoing), has a sense of humor, likes to work out and be athletic, and loves to be outside!

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go, and why?
I would have to say Australia.  I would go there because of the wildlife and the scenery, and I would love to go swimming in the coral reefs! 

If you could change something about yourself, would you? And what would it be?
If I could change anything about myself, it would have to be to have more humility.  I would change it because I am very cocky sometimes and get full of myself when in competition with others, and because I think of myself as being invincible!

Any pet peeves?
My pet peeve would have to be when people sing to a song and they don’t know the words; that just rubs me the wrong way.

What’s your worst fear?
My worst fear is not being able to there for my family or friends in their greatest time of need.

We’ve all had embarrassing moments… Care to share any of yours?
Well, I was walking to class one day and there was snow and ice on the ground (you probably already know where this is going).  I was walking across a parking lot and completely wiped out on the ice and got my pants all wet, and there were a lot of people around and it was very uncomfortable the rest of that class. 

Did you do anything for Spring Break?
I went home to see my family and to play in my high school’s alumni tournament.  

And of course I have to ask, what’s your favorite part of being a Husker?
My favorite part about being a Husker is that I am a part of the greatest school and tradition in the world!  Go Big Red!!

Okay, think fast!
Favorite food:  Pizza and pineapple
Celeb crush: Jessica Alba
Favorite movie: Top Gun
Biggest turn off:   When someone can’t make their own decisions
Superpower: To be able to fly

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Listen up single ladies; meet this week’s man, Joey Scire.  A junior at UNH majoring in biochem.  This cutie enjoys to hit the gym in his spare time, and he has the body to prove it. You can find him at block parties on young drive, so make sure to trek down there come springtime! He loves dogs, especially golden retrievers.  Can you say chick-magnet? We sure can. 

The Basics

Hometown: Windham, NH
Relationship Status: “very” single
Clubs or hobbies involved in at UNH: UNH-ABC, intramurals, global medical brigades
Play any sports: Crossfit?

UNH Favorites

Favorite thing to eat on campus: anything/everything
Favorite UNH moment: block parties on young drive
Favorite movie: Friday Night Lights..movie is a tear jerker
Favorite TV show: I can’t pick just one but game of thrones, the office, and modern family are a few favs
Favorite sports team: New England Patriots
Favorite food: Libbys pulled pork

Fun Facts

Describe yourself in 3 words: amusing, good-hearted, and real
Any fun facts we should know about you? I love the whole fitness scene, my friends shit on me all the time but they’re starting to come around to it.
Name one thing on your bucket list: travel the world while i’m still young
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? as a nutritionist living somewhere in cali with like 20 dogs
Most played song on your itunes: Gettin’ Jiggy With It- Will Smith
Where do you hang out on the weekends? Libbys & Young Drive, occasionally Scorps
Most embarrassing moment: probably in 2nd grade when I announced to my whole class that I wanted to be a soccer ball when I grew up. My parents never let that one go
What reality TV show would you go on? Combat Rescue
If you could trade places with one celebrity who would it be? Mark Walberg
If you could travel to one location where would you go? Any of the Thailand beaches
If you were stuck on a deserted island what 3 things would you take? 3 golden retrievers

Love Life

Biggest celebrity crush: Megan fox
Describe your dream girl: UNH version of Megan fox, I know she’s out there
Blondes, brunettes or red heads: I love ’em all, I don’t discriminate
What do you look for in a girl? Class, good smile, good sense of humor, and ability to hang with the boyz
Favorite pick-up line: Do you have a quarter? I told my mom I’d call her when I met the girl of my dreams.
Ideal date: wine & the beach at night
What meal would you cook for a girl? Anything we can cook together
Best place to meet UNH girls: the bars
Biggest turn off: girl mustaches
Biggest turn on: classiness 

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Name: Joe Johnson
Year: Freshman
Major: Human Development – Elementary Education
Hometown: Quechee, VT
Relationship Status: Single


Interests/Activities: Skiing, Golfing, Music, Movies, Hanging out with friends, and Traveling

What do you look for in a girl? Grest Personality, Sense of Humor, Needs to be Caring, Athletic and a nice Smile

Best date you’ve been on: Hiking and a Picnic

Best pick up line…does it work? Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?….not a chance

First thing you notice in a girl: Smile

Embarrassing confession: I can sing very well

Blondes or brunettes: Brunettes

Most romantic thing you’ve done for a girl: I sang to a girl after a date

Favorite song to dance to at a party: “Get Low” – Ying Yang Twins

Celebrity crush: Alex Morgan

How do you like to spend your weekends here? Going out with friends, Working Out, and Watching Netflix

Best way to win you over: If you bring me to a Red Sox, Celtics, or Bruins Game (never been)

Fun fact: I have a twin brother who goes to Quinnipiac University

Best compliment you’ve received: When a father came up to me after a football game and told me that I was a role model for his child.

Life motto: Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly.

How do you feel about being this week’s campus cutie? Happier Than a Witch in a Broom Factory

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Name: Joe Tank
Age: 22
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Hometown: West Des Moines


Favorite Campus Activities: Football and Basketball games
Favorite Quote: “She will be mine. Oh yes, She will be mine” – Wayne Campbell
Favorite sport: Football
Favorite TV show: Mad Men
Who is your celebrity crush? Piper Perabo
Favorite bar in IC: Blue Moose
What’s the best late night food? Pancheros

If you play ______ I will dance: California Love

In ten years I see myself… Married to Piper Perabo

My friends make fun of me for… Being a Campus Cutie

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Name: Joe Graffy
Major(s): Bio/HSSP
Hometown: Concord, NH
Extracurriculars: Soccer, Alex’s Lemonade, SAAC

What made you decide to join the soccer team?
I actually played on the team in high school so I was recruited here to play, and then the guys on the team are so great, I spend basically all my time with them. My hall last year was with a lot of the guys from the team so we grew really close.

Sounds awesome! What’s your favorite moment from soccer?
It was really nice to win in the 2nd round of the NCAA, Brandeis hasn’t been there for 20 years so it was something to be proud of, not just for the current team but for Brandeis especially!

Favorite part about Brandeis?
I still remember coming to visit and the atmosphere was just unbelievable compared to some of the other schools. It’s a really subtle feeling, but even something like people always holding the door just makes for a caring place.

What do you like to do in your free time?
Hang out with the guys from the team and just relax. We’re kind of together all the time.

Dating

Relationship Status: Single
Qualities you look for in a girl: Attractive, down to earth, intelligent
Ideal first date: Obviously guest meal a girl at Sherman (But really, something low-key, probably dinner and walking around/hanging out after)

Favorites

Artist: Calvin Harris
Movie: Fox and the Hound
Book: The Hunger Games Series
Winter Activity: Ice Hockey
Usdan Meal: Eggs, cheese and bacon on a croissant
If your life could be a movie, which would it be? Definitely Serendipity

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Name: Joe Cordi
Year: 2013
Hometown: Manhasset, NY
Major: Economics
Relationship Status: In a Relationship

Activities On Campus: Finance and Investment Club, The School of Washington

Interests: Lacrosse, Wrestling, Politics, Traveling

Why Joe makes a perfect campus cutie? 
He’s super nice, funny and smart- qualities that everyone wants in a guy. He is also very well-dressed and extremely ambitious.

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Name: Joe Gaster
Year: Sophomore
Hometown: Beacon, NY
Major: Engineering science
Relationship Status: In a relationship
Interests: Sports, Xbox, having a good time

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Name: Joe Porpeglia
Hometown: Castleton, New York
Major: Information Technology
Interests: Music, sports, designing websites, weekends, and visiting friends

Favorite part of RIT: The jobs and the people

Interesting Fact: Graduated at the top of my high school class

Dream Girl: Shares most of my interests, loud and wild (but not too much), and a big smile.

Where you find him most: Park Point, the gym, campus

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Name: Joe Randlesome
Age: 21
Degree: Broadcast Journalism
Hometown: Lowestoft
Relationship Status: Single
You’ll usually find me…   Working with LSTV or having a pint in Old Bar!

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Name: Joe Foley
Age: 20
Degree: Broadcast Journalism
Hometown: Blackpool
Relationship Status: Single
You’ll usually find me… Working at LSTV as Head of Programming or watching the footy!

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Name: Joe Alicastro
Year: Sophomore (Class of ’15)
Major: Psychology
Hometown: Glenrock, NJ

Campus Activities: Curling, long boarding, figure skating, recreational line standing

Pickup Line: “Are you a parking ticket because you have got fine written all over you”

Dream Date: Unlimited Burger King, Girl Pays
Dream Job: Garbage Man

Favorite Food: Anything at Northwest Grab ‘N Go
Fav Class at UCONN: Nutrition

Celebrity Crush: Blake Lively

Turn Ons: Unkept hair, smelly feet, bad teeth, frumpy clothing
Turn Offs: Any sort of curves

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Name: Joe Cicero
Hometown: Penfield, NY
Graduation year: 2012
Major: Economics, minor in Business
Relationship Status: Single

Campus affiliations: Varsity Football – Fullback, Finance & Economics Council – Finance Chair
Plans for next year: Executive Compensation Consulting Analyst – Pearl Meyer & Partners; Boston, MA
Interesting Fact: Never had a cavity or braces

I am a junior and a Campus Correspondent for Connecticut College! I am majoring in American Studies and a PICA scholar. I was a High School Ambassador for HerCampus in 2010-2011 and a contibuting writer 2011-2012. I love writing, editing, and social media. This fall, I am a Student Coordinator for the Women's Center, a photographer for College Relations, and am also a member of SafetyNet. When I'm not writing, I love being outside and enjoy many many different types of music. I also enjoy shopping at the Container Store, sharpie markers, thunderstorms, onesies, Gilmore Girls, The Newsroom, New Girl, 60 Minutes, and The West Wing. 
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