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Snooki Showcases Perfume, Slippers, Other Favorites on HSN

Jersey Shore’s favorite meatball has already been blacklisted on many a red carpet. With her mile-high poof and barely-there dresses that look as though they’ve been hand- stitched by a three-year-old wielding scissors and a Bedazzler, it’s not hard to understand why.

Perhaps that’s why Nicole Polizzi is trying her hand at marketing an assortment of items that have been "Snookified" for our purchasing pleasure.
Making her first appearance on the Home Shopping Network, Snooki appealed to viewers by showcasing items like sunglasses that block out haters (but also “block the sun and stuff like that”), her own fragrance (gleefully described by the reality TV star as “tacky and gaudy”), and oversized sneaker slippers (as seen on Jersey Shore).
Of course, her new line of miscellaneous items would not be complete without the stuffed crocodile that she takes to bed when she can’t find a juicehead to inhabit it. That’s right, you too, can have your very own Crocodilly. Hurry up, ladies, as the large Croc plushie has already sold out.
What do you think, collegiettes™? Will you be investing in any of Snooki’s favorite things? Let us know below!

Lauryn is a senior at Northeastern University majoring in journalism. She has written for Boston.com as well as the HC branch at Northeastern. Lauryn is also a teaching assistant for International Affairs students at Northeastern. In May and June of 2011, she embarked on a reporting trip to the Middle East, where she mastered the art of "man on the street" reporting and gained a new appreciation for falafel. In her spare time, Lauryn enjoys writing, walking around Boston aimlessly, traveling and a unhealthy obsession with her Kindle. She loves eating, French bulldogs and Anderson Cooper. After graduation, she hopes to pursue a career in foreign correspondence or magazine journalism. You can follow her on Twitter @laurynpaiva.
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