The 30 Best Winter Pick-Up Lines

Do you have your eye on a special someone this holiday season? Or maybe the holiday glee is making you feel daring enough to approach a cute stranger under the mistletoe. If you’re all about flaunting your ugly Christmas sweater in the singles’ scene, then we have 20 hilarious pick-up lines for you that will catch any guy’s attention (though we can’t guarantee you’ll actually get his number). Are you bold enough to try one of these ridiculous pick-up lines?

1. “Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can’t spell ‘love’ with No-el.”

2. “I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.”

3. “Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.”

4. “Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow—I promise I’m not a flake-y person.”

5. “How about you show me peace on Earth and I’ll show you good will toward men?”


6. “Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.”

7.  “Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.”

8. “If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.”

9. “Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.”

10. “I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man—I can go all night long.”

11. “Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.”


12. “I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.”

13. “Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.”

14. “You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.”

15. “Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.”