Ace to the Face
“I was playing racquet ball in Grumbacher with some of my friends one night since we weren’t trying to get catch that freshman 15. So, it is an hour into the game and my hands are starting to sweat like crazy. One of my friends hit the ball towards me and just as I was about to hit it, the racquet flew out of my hand and hit my friend dead in the face. I was dying!” –Freshman
Shuttle Slip and Slide
“My sophomore year, I had the worst accident in front of Wolf Hall. I was late to my 10am class, so instead of walking, I took the shuttle. It was super icy outside and I did not want to risk it. So I was rushing off the shuttle and as soon as I stepped off the last step slipped and fell right on my elbow. It hurt so badly and everyone laughed!” –Senior
Freshie Takes a Tumble
“It is a not so beautiful day in YCP. There are leaves all over the ground, it’s raining, and it’s Monday (#gross). I saw my crush coming up the steps in front of Humanities so I gave him a wave. Ugh, he was so cute. Just when he was about to say “Hey”, I slip and fall down the stairs. I came into my next class crying my eyes out!” –Freshman
Tittie Situation
“Okay, so I am guilty of online shopping 24/7. I just ordered some new bras and the package came in just before my first class. I knew that this new bra would work well with my outfit today and my bra just broke this morning. I rip open the package in the WPAC bathroom and started to try on one of them. Sadly, it was smaller than what I thought. (Attention ladies: Rib size matters! Always check!). So, I am in the stall, bra-less, not being able to put the bra on! It was not until 10 minutes later when someone came in and helped me. She is the real MVP.” –Sophomore
Grieving Period
“It’s freshman orientation. My family just left and my emotional level was through the roof. I went to Grum for the next session and sat on bleachers. My stomach was in knots and I keep getting these wicked cramps. While the meeting was coming to a close, I get up and stretch my arms. I go to pick up my things next to me and notice a huge blood stain on the bleacher! AND I WAS WEARING KHAKI SHORTS!!! I was mortified. I pulled my shirt all the way down to my knees, left to my dorm and cried the rest of the day.” –Senior
Talk Farty To Me
“So for first semester my roommate and I weren’t really friends. So on the first night back on campus after winter break, we stayed up all night talking and were actually getting to know each other. We ate burritos from Spart’s, watched Netflix and just talked. It was about 3 in the morning and I found myself drifting to sleep while she was sharing something very personal. My response? A minute and a half of farting. We are still friends to this day!” –Junior
Handicap Fights Back
“It is freshman year and the whole bathroom situation was a very unpleasant to me. As time went on, I made the handicap stall my stall. I refused to use any other toilet. So my roommate decided to mess with me and run into the stall after I drank like tons of water. I am banging on the door, trying to make her get out. Our RA comes into to see what was going on. Just as I was about to explain, the bathroom stall door flies open and hits me dead in the face. Sending me to the ground. I thought I broke my nose. By far the worse night of my life.” –Junior
Pants Presentation
“I’m in my Human Com class, and it was my day to present. I was doing mine about the benefits of working out. Throughout the semester, I lost a lot of weight. Tbh, I was a pretty hefty guy throughout college. So I am up there, trying not to walk around too much because my dress pants were too big. Unfortunately, just standing there didn’t help. My pants were around my ankle for at least a minute without me knowing. But I still got an A.” –Senior
Constipation Proclamation
“Last year, I was in lab and I really needed to use the bathroom but my professor does not let us go. But, like an idiot I ate a ton of broccoli before class (never be healthy like EVER). I’m going to be real with you, I needed to poop. I tried so hard to get over it but after like twenty minutes I got up and headed towards the bathroom. My teacher shouts out and asks me where I was going. And with just a random surge of anger, I say back “I HAVE TO POOP.” And I left.” –Sophomore