This week we get the inside look at The Yale Men’s Squash Team, the 2015-2016 Ivy League and National Champions. This active, fun, and upbeat team is known for their great attitudes and disproportionate forearm sizes. When asked what each member is “most likely to…” do/be, these were the guys’ responses about their teammates. Enjoy getting to know a little bit more about the players on YMS!
Most likely to….
be the best stay at home dad: Jay Losty
be the life of every party: Thomas Kingshott
not change at all by the time they are 50: Spencer Lovejoy
graduate and be super successful: (maybe) a future recruit
get ID’d when they’re 30: Jacob Rhee
be your boss: Arjun Kochhar
get married first: Jon “I want to get married” Kovac
stay in their hometown the rest of their life: Nader Rastegar
be internet famous: (already) Max Martin
sleep through an earthquake: Harrison Gill
survive the Hunger Games: Tripp Kaelin
be found studying in the library: Pierson Broadwater, for his six midterms, eleven problem sets, and four nuclear peace deals
never be single: Parth Bhatia
talk your ear off: Also Parth Bhatia
join the CIA: Jack McCordick
win the lottery and lose the ticket: Big Timmy Kingshott
break a world record: Tyler Carney or Jacob Rhee, for number of unforced errors in a single squash match
be on the cover of Men’s Vogue: Calvin McCafferty
trip and fall at Graduation: Yohan Pandole
come back and teach at Yale: Tripp Kaelin
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