This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Xavier chapter.
This article might seem strange, but these are weird thoughts that I have had during, and sometimes after, having sex.
I really should have cleaned my room.
It is a little smaller than I expected (not that size matters, but men tend to over exaggerate sometimes).
I hope he does not talk a lot.
That is my clitoris, not a f*cking record player.
I wonder if I am making a weird face.
Should I try a move that I saw in a porn?
I was sooooo close!
What should I eat after this?
I hope he does not ask me to get on top.