Here’s a list of puns to get you in the mood for fall and Halloween. Plus, if you love wordplay, enjoy!
Fall Puns
“Hay there!”
“I don’t give a shuck!”
“Don’t be hay-tin on autumn.”
“Autumn and I are corn-patible.”
“I think I missed my falling in life.”
“Autumn just leafs (or leaves) a smile on my face.”
“I think I’m fall-ing for you.”
“I’ve fall-en for you.”
“You are unbe-leaf-able.”
“Apple-y ever after.”
“I know it’s corny, but you’re a-maize-ing.”
“Don’t leaf me haning.”
“Hello, gourd-geous.”
“My friends are seriously squash goals.”
“Orange you glad it’s fall?”
“Oh my gourd, I love fall.”
“I hope you’re having a gourd time.”
“I’ll never leaf you.”
“Life is gourd.”
“Thank you for fall-ing into my life.”
“I love my Pumpkin Spice a latte.”
“With Halloween around the corner, fall is the only time I’m okay with being ghosted.”
Halloween Puns
“Creep it real.”
“Accept this boo-quet, my love.”
#RestingWitchFace
“Stay boo-tiful!”
“If you’ve got it, haunt it.”
“Witch better have my candy!”
“Boo-yah!”
#SquadGhouls
“Bow down, witches!”
“Cheers witches!”
“I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn’t find it very humerus.”
“Spooktacular!”
“Fangtastic.”
“Me & my ghoul-friends.”
“I put the ‘boo’ in booty.”
“Let’s have some skele-fun!”
“I’m all wrapped in you.”
“I go to bars for the boos.”
“A ghoul’s gotta eat.”
“Halloween candy is yummy and all, but save some room for the ‘I scream’.”
“Un-boo-lieveable!”
“You can’t skele-run from my skele-puns.”