1. “Were you arrested earlier, cause it’s gotta be illegal to look that good.”
2. “Baby if you were words on a page you’d be what they call fine print.”
3. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.”
4. “You must be quite a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.”
5. “Can you check your pockets because I think you stole my heart.”
6. “When God made you he must have been showing off.”
7. “If I ran McDonalds, I’d name a sandwich after you called the McGorgeous.”
8. “Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.”
9. “If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry because I told Santa that I wanted you for Christmas.”
10. “It’s a good thing that I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.”
11. “There is something wrong with my cell phone, it doesn’t have your number in it.
12. “What’s your first name? Hmmmmm, that goes well with my last name.”
13. “Stop, drop, and roll baby. You are on fire.”
14. “Someone needs to call the SWAT team because you are the bomb.”
15. “Are you the square root of 2 because you’re making me irrational.”
16. “My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.”
17. “Do your feet hurt? Because you’ve been running through my head all day.”
18. “Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
19. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”
20. “Is there a rainbow today, because I just found the treasure I’ve been looking for.”
21. “Do you have a new year’s resolution, because I’m looking at mine right now.”
22. “If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.”
23. “Is your name “Swiffer”? Cause you just swept me off my feet.”
24. “Is your name Mickey? Because you’re so FINE!”
25. “If you were a laser, you would be set to stunning.”
26. “I’m not a genie, but I can still make your dreams come true.”
27. “If I were a stop light ,I’d turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare a little longer.”
28. “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
29. “If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.”
30. “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the room became beautiful.”