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10 Drunk Thoughts Every College Kid Has

Alcohol does some crazy things to ya. Here are 10 drunk thoughts that every college kid has had at some point. 

  1. I am definitely not drinking any more than this tonight.

  2. Wow… they are so annoying.

  3. Is it just me, or is that person over there weirder than I thought?

  4. I am so tired.

  5. They really shouldn’t have done that with their hair.

  6. Oh wow, class tomorrow is gonna suck.

  7. Why is my brain thinking thoughts right now?

  8. What is the meaning of life?

  9. Why did I just think that?

  10. I’m about to watch Netflix until I pass out!

Langston is a Junior at Xavier University majoring in Philosophy, Politics, and the Public honors program and English. His favorite pastime is procrastination, and his favroite food is lasagna. He hates mondays, walking, over exposre to nature, and math.
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