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10 Drunk Thoughts Every College Kid Has

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Langston Guyden Student Contributor, Xavier University
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Lauren Gierla Student Contributor, Xavier University
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Xavier chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

Alcohol does some crazy things to ya. Here are 10 drunk thoughts that every college kid has had at some point. 

  1. I am definitely not drinking any more than this tonight.

  2. Wow… they are so annoying.

  3. Is it just me, or is that person over there weirder than I thought?

  4. I am so tired.

  5. They really shouldn’t have done that with their hair.

  6. Oh wow, class tomorrow is gonna suck.

  7. Why is my brain thinking thoughts right now?

  8. What is the meaning of life?

  9. Why did I just think that?

  10. I’m about to watch Netflix until I pass out!

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Langston Guyden

Xavier

Langston is a Junior at Xavier University majoring in Philosophy, Politics, and the Public honors program and English. His favorite pastime is procrastination, and his favroite food is lasagna. He hates mondays, walking, over exposre to nature, and math.
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Lauren Gierla

Xavier '19

Lauren is a senior Marketing major, with minors in Economics and Gender & Diversity Studies at Xavier University. She calls Nashville, Tennessee home, and is the Campus Correspondent and President of HCXU. When she is not writing, she is planning events on the Student Activities Council, building her resume with her brothers in Delta Sigma Pi, or making random Spotify playlists. She is a Diet Coke enthusiast, and wishes she could spend every day hiking or playing with her dog.