This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at WPUNJ chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.
So, the internet has a lot of “what girls mean when they say ‘blank’” articles and what guys should do if a girl ignores them. They’re at every nook and cranny of the Internet. So, I thought that I should take some phrases that I’ve heard and ask my guy friends on what guys really mean when they say things that could have double meanings.
- “I’m not in a good mood right now.”
- I need to be left alone, don’t need someone to talk to, otherwise I’ll specify.
- “I’m sorry my phone was dead”
- Definitely not dead. Most likely playing Fortnite and saw the call but did not want to die.
- “It was a WIIIILLLDDDD weekend”
- I did a lot of stuff I wasn’t supposed to do. You’ll hear about them in a few minutes. *Ahem* Are you ready?
- “Dope.”
- Probably bored out of my mind, and most likely didn’t hear what you said, so assumed it was a fact, and this is my answer.
- “I’m grown!”
- I say this because I’m trying to be manly and make myself sound like I’m mature.
- “Nice.”
- The same as dope. I’m really not interested in what you were saying or I’m annoyed.
- “Lmaoooooo”
- I don’t care. But I don’t want to tell you.
- “I didn’t read it! My iMessage is just being dumb.”
- I definitely read it. I thought I would remember to reply, but I didn’t so I’m going to blame this app.
- “Hey.”
- Sliding into DM’s the classy way.
- “What a hoe” (referring to a girl)
- This girl rejected me because I was being an asshole, and I didn’t know why.
- *the guy head nod*
- The most awkward thing to do. Usually when I don’t have hands or have something in my mouth. Even used when a guy waves at me or makes eye contact with me and I don’t know him.
- “Babe, I’m just gonna have ONE drink tonight”
- Or one bottle, maybe a pack. Expect a drunk call.
- “Send Nudes”
- A normal conversation starter.
Hope you laughed with me!
HCXO.