The English Major
The English major is a classy mojito. They’re sweet and unique, like their major is.
The Engineering Major
The Engineering Major is a shot of tequila. It’s called to-kill-ya for a reason.
The Education Major
The Education Major is definitely beer. It’s easy to make, and easy to finish.
The Communications Major
The Communications Major is definitely a glass of wine. Sometimes it’s sweet, sometimes it’s bitter.
The Art Major
The Art Major is definitely a rum and Coke. It’s easy to go down.
The Nursing Major
The Nursing Major is a Mike’s Hard Lemonade. You wake up the next day with a crazy headache.
The Business Major
The Business Major is a dirty martini. Taking accounting definitely did you dirty.
The Chemistry Major
The Chemistry Major is whisky. You think you can handle it, but in reality you can’t.
The Aviation Major.
The Aviation Major is a margarita. You thought it’d be sweet and easy, but in reality it hits harder than it looks.