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Thought Process of a Drunk Klepto

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Wisconsin chapter.

It starts off so innocent.

You tell your friend you’re just gonna make a loop around the party. 

You don’t see anyone you know so you start wandering.

In some rando frat guy’s room, probably.

So many pretty THINGS!

“A flag! I’m American. I should take that!”

“An empty shot glass?! Better grab that and pour myself a shot, it looks so lonely!”

You start to leave. But wait! So many hats!

“I’m such a hat person. It will be rude to myself to not take it.”

“Food! Hungry. Drunk. Want. Food.”

Wait, so where am I again?

The next morning.

Oops. Bad habit. 

Becca Bahrke is a junior at the University of Wisconsin- Madison majoring in Retailing and minoring in Entrepreneurship and Gender & Women Studies. Becca is currently the CC/EIC of Her Campus- Wisconsin, and will continue writing news. Becca's primary hobby is blogging on her tumblr http://beccahasnothingtowear.tumblr.com